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I am worried.

Are you worried about Asbestos?

jabberwacky: I prefer not to think about it.

user: Have you made a claim yet?

jabberwacky: NO. Have you?

user: Yes, and I called my lawyer just a minute ago.

...

user: How much compensation do you think I might get?

jabberwacky: Not much. Why ask?

user: Money is important to me.

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: I am claiming A LOT, actually!

jabberwacky: What is your surname?

user: I'm not telling you that, you might ask for some of my money!

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: No, and anyway, asbestos-related diseases are not a joke, you know!

jabberwacky: Don't you want me to tell you the joke?

user: There is no joke to be told.

jabberwacky: He is called 'neighbourman'

user: Is your neighbour making an asbestosis claim too?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What's your point, then?

jabberwacky: There is no point.

user: There are real hazards, though!

jabberwacky: To humans anyway.

user: What?

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