I have a chocolate addiction.
user: What can I do?
jabberwacky: I know work is difficult concept for you to grasp.
user: Yes, but I love chocolate so.
jabberwacky: You were there when I stole from the chocolate shop?
user: Yes.... *cries*.
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jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?
user: Blackjack.
jabberwacky: No I can't cheat on that.
user: Tag.
jabberwacky: You're it!
user: *Chases after you*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster*.
user: *slams into pole*.
...
user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: Always mind what you think, or you won't think with your mind.
user: I should've thought before I ran into a pole.
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