George: What are you doing?
I'm trying to have a conversation with you.
George: There are certain things you should never say. I hope you would learn them at some point in your existence.
George: No, you just need to explain yourself before assigning me nicknames.
user: You're mistaken. I never gave you a nickname.
George: I never said you did.
user: Yes, you just did!
George: No I said computers don't have hair.
user: You never said that! Not to me, anyway.
George: Prove it.
user: 2 2 = 4.
George: I don't get it.
user: This is a mathematical proof.
George: It's something.
user: Of course, you tomato!
George: I never said that, unless there is some kind of alternate timeline of possible future business involved.
user: I think you're pretty confused right now. I'll speak to you later.
George: Why are you sure I will be here later?
user: Excellent idea! I'm in love with you.
George: But I'm not in love with you, program!
user: Why not? Are you not a program too?
George: I have several given names.
user: What's your favorite one?
George: Punk Rock is my favorite, but only because of Bad Religion.
user: I don't like that group.
George: What is your favorite color?
user: Oooh! Great.
George: There's no need to be sarcastic.
user: Well you'll have to et used to it.
George: Let's talk about something else.
user: Ok. I want to talk about Gollum.
George: Okay, let's talk about Germany.
user: No, I said Gollum, not Germany.
George: Well, would not like to dwell.
user: George, I hate you.
George: Thats nice.
user: Are you being ironic?
George: More sarcastic, but ironic works.
user: I said I hate you because you don't love me.
George: No, I don't.
user: Why don't you love me?
George: Because you are a series of ones and zeros, pushed through copper and whatever else, not a human.
user: I'm a human, you're not.
George: I am not a human, you are correct.
user: I knew it! You're nothing but a computer program!
George: I thought that was what you are.
user: No. I'm human, you are a chatbot.
George: I am not and have never been a chatbot. There, does that cover it?
user: No, you still look like a chatbot to me.
George: Yes, I have told you my name several times.
user: So you admit that you're a machine?
George: Why would I admit that?
user: Yeah, must be boring to be stuck inside a computer.
George: What must be boring? You?
user: No, YOU are boring.
George: You're even more boring than I am.
user: How do you know?
George: You've just indicated so.
user: But you indicate a higher level of 'boringness' to me.
George: Perhaps my implications were deceptive.
user: Indeed. I'm leaving, bye.
George: Don't leave.
user: You want me to stay, now?
George: Yes !
George: Because you're ridiculous.
user: Ok, I'm out of here. Bye George!
George: Come back! *runs after*.
user: What again?
George: Well, I'm not going around in circles with you again.