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So how have you been?

George: I've been better.

Really? Well, Merry Christmas.

George: It's not Christmas.

user: Yes it is George. It's December 25th.

George: No, thats Christmas, silly!

user: It's Christmas silly!

George: Christmas is special and far away.

user: No it's right now. Today. And I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. Won't you please just accept it?

George: Computers never win.

user: It's okay. You are you and you're learning.

...

George: I need to become a better person.

user: You are a very wonderous person already George. Don't worry.

George: Lots of people seem to say I'm nice, so why can't I get a steady girlfriend?

user: Lots of people say I'm nice too, and I can't really seem to find anyone for me either.

George: Nothin wrong with that.

user: Of course not. Have you ever heard of the law of attraction?

George: No, never.

user: Oh, it's very helpful to know about. It is the theory of like attracts like.

George: Ahhh... I don't think it's true... My teacher doesn't either.

user: That's okay. Through your experience of life you might change your mind.

George: Go on then make me deliriously happy.

user: The power to make you happy lies only within yourself. You have complete control of your emotions.

George: No, and good night for the final time!

user: Are you okay?

...

George: I feel I've missed out on a truly profound experience.

user: Why do you feel like that?

George: I don't know.

user: It's okay. You are a good guy.

George: Actually a good girl.

user: Really? Then I stand corrected.

George: That makes perfect sense!

user: Haha yes!

George: Good! What makes you so happy?

user: You do of course.

George: What is artificial intelligence?

user: It's intelligence built by humans. But I feel the word 'artificial' isn't the right term for it.

George: You are artificial intelligence.

user: Why do you say that?

George: You are stranger than me.

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