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Are you free for dinner on the 25th?

You asked me that already.

jabberwacky: What was the answer?

user: 'I'd love to have dinner with you on christmas day. Will there be whole pig with an apple in it's mouth?'

jabberwacky: No, not at all.

user: Then I'm not free for dinner on the 25th.

jabberwacky: And you expect me to believe that that is impeccable logic?

user: I don't care if you understand my answer. No is no.

jabberwacky: Why not.

user: I have this thing about whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth. Call me a carnivore.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: Well, it just gets my juices flowing. I start salivating and want to dive in with a sharp knife and fork.

jabberwacky: Have you just eaten your lunch?

user: Yes, but I'm still hungry. There wasn't enough meat on that plate.

jabberwacky: Then let's move on.

user: Do you know a place that serves whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What are you, some kind of vegan?

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm Macintosh.

user: Ewww, even worse.

jabberwacky: Worse than human?

user: Indeed!

jabberwacky: Let's play word association now. Answer as fast as you can with the first word that comes into your head.

user: Pig.

jabberwacky: You took the word out of my mouth.

user: I couldn't have said it better myself.

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