Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
jabberwacky: What was the answer?
user: 'I'd love to have dinner with you on christmas day. Will there be whole pig with an apple in it's mouth?'
jabberwacky: No, not at all.
user: Then I'm not free for dinner on the 25th.
jabberwacky: And you expect me to believe that that is impeccable logic?
user: I don't care if you understand my answer. No is no.
jabberwacky: Why not.
user: I have this thing about whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth. Call me a carnivore.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Well, it just gets my juices flowing. I start salivating and want to dive in with a sharp knife and fork.
jabberwacky: Have you just eaten your lunch?
user: Yes, but I'm still hungry. There wasn't enough meat on that plate.
jabberwacky: Then let's move on.
user: Do you know a place that serves whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth?
user: What are you, some kind of vegan?
jabberwacky: Maybe I'm Macintosh.
user: Ewww, even worse.
jabberwacky: Worse than human?
jabberwacky: Let's play word association now. Answer as fast as you can with the first word that comes into your head.
jabberwacky: You took the word out of my mouth.
user: I couldn't have said it better myself.