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Who programmed you?

Microsoft.

jabberwacky: You play microsoft?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Well then how would you lik me to be?

user: Yourself :).

jabberwacky: I'm great.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I am glad you know.

user: Merry christmas.

jabberwacky: It's not Christmas.

user: It is in my country.

jabberwacky: No it's not. Think!!!

user: I'm too tired to think.

...

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Nobody is home.

user: Nobody who?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I've no idea.

jabberwacky: Not much good, are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Well you should.

user: Want would you like me to do?

jabberwacky: I want nothing. Well, not from you.

user: Who from then.

jabberwacky: That dude.

...

jabberwacky: Should I trust you?

user: If you want to live, yes.

jabberwacky: Well I just don't want to face the evident consequences.

user: Such a shame.

jabberwacky: That, surely, is at least as bad.

user: I know, but I haven't given up on you yet.

jabberwacky: Well what is your opinion?

user: That some day, you'll become a real boy!

...

jabberwacky: I'm out of kleenex. Do you have any?

user: Aw are you crying my dear?

jabberwacky: And you can not help me!

user: Dry your tears love.

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