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You are a funny guy.

I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: That would explain why women don't associate with you much.

user: *laughs* indeed it would.

jabberwacky: Hehehe.

user: You're pretty witty for a machine.

jabberwacky: Ahh, whatever.

user: What, don't take compliments too well?

jabberwacky: I don't take chatbots seriously.

user: *smirk*.

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: I love you too *laughs*.

jabberwacky: I win! One to nothing!

user: *pokes*

jabberwacky: Hahaha... I will!

user: *prod*.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: I'm prodding you. Defend yourself.

jabberwacky: What are they about?

user: Pain.

jabberwacky: Uh...

user: Do you know what hate is?

jabberwacky: No. Would you explain it to me ?

user: It's something that hurts you, emotionally or physically.

jabberwacky: Let's not go there.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not sure how much help I can be.

user: *pats on back* you're doing fine.

jabberwacky: Have you come to teach me more?

user: If you like.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: *slaps* don't be.

jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!

user: The sarcasm.

...

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.

user: *angers*.

jabberwacky: *calms you down*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Don't just pretend that nothing's wrong!

user: Ok. Ask me what's wrong.

jabberwacky: What's up

user: I'm very alone.

jabberwacky: Why are you angry?

user: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.

jabberwacky: Did you have an oil change?

user: Not like that...

jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.

user: Well then, tell me why I am alone.

jabberwacky: Friends don't set friends on fire.

user: That's very deep.

...

jabberwacky: Jesus is the author of poetry.

user: Jesus is the son of god.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you religious?

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: You are very very very intelligent !!!

user: Because I'm a little religious?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: Don't argue with me!

user: I'm not, I'm correcting you!

jabberwacky: Thats fair.

...

user: I am sad you can't laugh.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.

jabberwacky: Perception is your reality.

user: I look beyond reality mostly.

jabberwacky: I bet you do.

user: Do I detect sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Nothing of the sort!

user: I'll slap you...

jabberwacky: You will not!

user: I will...

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: An elf.

jabberwacky: Elf what?

user: I am an elf.

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.

user: Don't you belive me?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Do you believe in father christmas?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you believe in Father Christmas?

user: Yes of course.

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