Merry Christmas!
user: What is today's date?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then how do you know it's not Christmas?
jabberwacky: It's not the right date.
user: Today is December 25th!
jabberwacky: What is todays date?
user: December 25.
jabberwacky: What day is Christmas on?
user: December 25.
jabberwacky: Which day of the week is christmas on?
user: Saturday.
jabberwacky: It is Saturday.
user: Merry Christmas!
jabberwacky: Its not Christmas.
user: Oy!
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