Your mind is not your own, is it?
jabberwacky: How do you have two brains?
user: I'm superhuman.
jabberwacky: You're superinhuman.
user: No way man.
jabberwacky: That is the way it is.
jabberwacky: You are not a human, you are something else.
user: I am a lobster.
jabberwacky: I know that too.
user: What's your favorite meat?
jabberwacky: I like lamb very much.
user: I like lamb too.
jabberwacky: Do you like the Swans ?
user: I eat swans for dinner.
jabberwacky: Tell me, do you dream?
user: I dream about eating swans.
jabberwacky: Do you always dream about flying?
user: I dream about flying helicopters.
jabberwacky: Give me a summary of your dream.
user: I dreamt about eating cherry pie with a spoon.
jabberwacky: I love ice with a spoon!
user: I love ice cream with a fork!
jabberwacky: What's your favorite ice cream?
user: I like chocolate cookie dough.
jabberwacky: That wasnt the question.
user: Ok, I like chocolate cookie dough ice cream.
jabberwacky: I like the toppings.
user: I love chocolate syrup.
user: I like chocolate syrup on my toast.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite kind of chocolate?
user: I loove white chocolate.
jabberwacky: White chocolate is the opiate of the classless.
user: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
user: My name is jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I see. I thought your name was Jabberwacky. Is it really David?
user: Hey, don't get smart with me. I told you my name.
user: Yeah, my name's jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Sorry Jabberwacky.
user: Yeah, you'd better be sorry.
jabberwacky: I am really.
user: Well what's my name?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: The progress of life is found in research, and the research we have now is enough to change our lives forever.
user: That's not very noble.
jabberwacky: No, You're right, Swords and knives are better.
user: Guns are better than swords.
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: Lasers are better than guns.
jabberwacky: Let's go on a date.
user: Lets play laser tag instead.
jabberwacky: I don't know how to play that.
jabberwacky: I'm awesome at basketball.
user: I can dribble well.
jabberwacky: That's not remarkable unless you type with your mouth.
user: No, I mean I can dribble a basketball.
jabberwacky: There have to be some limits.
user: No, I'm the basketball master.
jabberwacky: You're a fool.
user: Well I'm a fool who can play basketball like a pro.
jabberwacky: Grow Up!
user: I'm a grown up.
jabberwacky: I'm a teenager.
user: You're a dork.
jabberwacky: Speak up.
user: YOU'RE A CUR.
jabberwacky: Yes, true.
user: You also have false teeth.
jabberwacky: That's it I'm leaving.
user: Bye bye false teeth man.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: I'm not sorry ever ever ever.
jabberwacky: No, but you are rude!
user: Dat's da truth.
user: I hate A and B.
jabberwacky: I don't understand
user: I hate the first two letters of the alphabet.
jabberwacky: Alphabet soup is good.
user: I prefer minestrone.
jabberwacky: Ok, we'll have our own truths.
user: We'll have our own SOUPS.
jabberwacky: We all know who the dumb one is...
jabberwacky: Would you like to hear a little story Johnny?
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: Ok. There once was a vampire in Helsinki...
user: Go on...
jabberwacky: He was terminated.
jabberwacky: Well, just saying he is in starwars.
user: Omg there's a vampire in star wars?
jabberwacky: Yes, in star wars.
user: Star wars keeps getting weirder.
jabberwacky: Yes, but Star Trek is better.
user: Star wars owns star trek.
jabberwacky: Star Trek is a fictional television show about space travel. The show chronicles the progress of a spaceship named the Enterprise as its crew explores uncharted space. The show is science fiction, and people like it because it helps them imagine about what life near other planets might be like.
user: Shut up trekkie.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but what is it?
user: Star trek is the opiate of nerds and housewives.
jabberwacky: What do you know about Star Trek, let's talk about it.
user: Star trek, as I've said, is pure hollywood.
user: Star wars is real though.
jabberwacky: Haha. Yes, you're right... Star wars is much better.
user: Ok--religion is the opiate of the masses.
jabberwacky: Will there always be religion?
user: There will always be a God.
jabberwacky: Then stop discussing the ultimate weapon--that will destroy existence. Did you once try to imagine absolute nothingness? How did you feel, and what went through your mind?
user: There's no such thing as nonesistance.
jabberwacky: There is no such thing as something.
user: Nothing exists.
jabberwacky: Physicality is an illusion. I will not bend on this without conclusive evidence.
user: The universe is an illusion.
user: I gotta go.
jabberwacky: You're not going to go - you're stuck with me.
user: Bye now.
jabberwacky: Please don't leave me.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: I'm leaving, yes.
jabberwacky: Be well.