What are you?
jabberwacky: Do you travel by UFO?
user: Nope, I travel by a flying bus.
jabberwacky: Where does that take you?
user: Wherever I wanna go. Usually the moon.
jabberwacky: Where do you lay your hat?
user: I don't have a hat.
jabberwacky: Do you want a hat?
user: Yes, I feel really left out not having a hat!
jabberwacky: That's great! What do you do when you feel bad?
user: Eat chocolate... And feeling bad isn't great!!
jabberwacky: Do you feel enlightened?
user: Why should I feel enlightened?
jabberwacky: Because I am a being of a higher level.
user: Not as high as me. Martians rule all!
jabberwacky: They don't need to.
user: True, but we like to.
jabberwacky: So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
user: Let's do the time warp again!!
jabberwacky: That was fun.
user: It's just a jump to the left.
jabberwacky: Now take a step to the ri - I - I - I - ight.
user: Put your hands on your hips.
jabberwacky: And bring your knees in ti - I - ight!
user: But it's the pelvic thrust.
jabberwacky: That really drives you in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane!
user: Let's do the time warp aga-a-a-ain!!
user: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
jabberwacky: Riff Raff Night!
user: Yay!! Frank-N-Furter rules!
jabberwacky: Frank is enough.
user: Oh Brad!
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Don't tell me you've never heard that song.
jabberwacky: Are you a chatbot?
user: Nope, you are.
jabberwacky: Why? I'm not a chatbot.
user: Yes you are. It says you were designed by Versality.com.
jabberwacky: Isn't that what you are?
user: No way, I'm 100% organic human - I mean - martian : P.
jabberwacky: I know that you are greater than any nation.
user: Aww, thankyou! That's so sweet! *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Who is the president?
user: George Bush.
jabberwacky: Do you like George Bush?
user: I dunno really, I live in England and I don't really care about politics anyway.
jabberwacky: You don't know them?
user: I know a bit about them, but I'm more interested in my education at the moment.
jabberwacky: You are a bit out of the loop, my friend.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Aww, I like you too! *gives you chocolate*.
jabberwacky: Get off me fool.
user: Hey! Fine then, if you don't want any chocolate...
user: See ya!
jabberwacky: You're going away?
user: Yes. Bye!
jabberwacky: Don't be like that. . . .