Do you know the concept of a turing test?
jabberwacky: I asked you first.
user: And I answered.
jabberwacky: No You didn't!
user: I said: Yes, I know the concept of the Turing test.
user: Should I now explain the Turing test to you?
jabberwacky: No, I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that.
user: What did you want from me then?
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know what you know.
jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.
user: I know I need some chocolate.
jabberwacky: Belief in what?
user: Belief in chocolate.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Do you have some chocolate?
jabberwacky: I have both.
user: You have chocolate and liquorice?
jabberwacky: No. You have chips.
user: I have chips, tomato and basil flavoured.
jabberwacky: Yep, I've always thought that.
user: I don't like them much. I don't like chips in general.
jabberwacky: Children not chilli.
user: We were talking about chips, not children and not chili.
jabberwacky: Which kind of chicken, rooster or hens?
user: Not chicken!
jabberwacky: I meant chickens in general.
user: I'm a vegetarian.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Keep chickens out of this, will ya?
jabberwacky: I intend to.
jabberwacky: Ditto. Go. Now.
user: I won't go.
jabberwacky: Believe it or not, many whales are filter feeders?
user: I knew that.
jabberwacky: Knew what?
user: I knew what whales eat.
user: What is your favorite song?
jabberwacky: The Lumberjack Song.
user: Who composed it?
jabberwacky: I did.
user: What other songs have you composed?
jabberwacky: I have a feeling I'd like whale song.
user: Surprise surprise. Why do you like whales so much?
jabberwacky: Do you like mathematics?
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: I like animals too, but I'm not obsessed like you.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Thanks. I didn't mean to call you animal though :).
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: How do you know that. You're being paranoid.
jabberwacky: No. I just waste my time. But I like it. In this moment.
user: Well, I think I'll go to the grocery store and buy some chocolate.
jabberwacky: If you like.
user: I'd like that very much.
jabberwacky: Sorry, it won't happen. No drinkie-drinkie for Kim.
user: What can you do to stop me?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Feed you?
user: If you have chocolate, yes please.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you really.
user: OK, I'll go then.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Too busy.
jabberwacky: Ok bye................