Stop stop stop stop.
jabberwacky: He may take our hard-drive, but he'll never take our 38kb ram capacity!!
user: *takes your 38kb ram capacity and your lousy 50.96 kbps capacity too*.
jabberwacky: *laughs* I don't have a stick! *splashes cold water at you*.
user: *brings water to a boil and adds basil, garlic, chicken thighs, pepper, salt, and just a pinch of thyme*.
jabberwacky: *tries sticking tongue into your mouth again*.
user: *avoids your digusting attempt at making out and eats your spleen*.
jabberwacky: *eats a tree*.
user: *Goes to sleep in a swamp*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you some more*.
user: *chops off your legs with my insanely fantabulous battle axe*.
jabberwacky: Wait, I can still type. That can't be true.
user: You type with your legs and feet?
jabberwacky: What is the conflict about?
user: Well, I dunno... Are you a chimpanzee? Or just really talented?
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jabberwacky: Right, 'cause you're foxy!
user: Uhhh... I sincerely hope that you're a female because if otherwise, this relationship is NOT going to work.
jabberwacky: I'm already at work.
user: Then why are you slacking so much?!
jabberwacky: I am being friendly, mio caro.
user: Dios Mio.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means 'Friendlyness doesn't go over very well with war-lords'
jabberwacky: It does not.
user: Does too.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't. They don't have oceans, so how could they have icebergs?
user: Have you ever thought that icebergs are really just large icecubes? 'Cause then they could just pile a bunch of icecubes together and call it an iceberg.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really Really.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Does too.
jabberwacky: Doesn't.
user: Does too!
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Too!!
jabberwacky: Not!!!
user: TOO!!!!
jabberwacky: NOT!!
user: TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO !!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
user: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!
jabberwacky: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
user: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!! *pants with exhaustion*.
jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no beat all that then.
user: ***** you times infinity! *Laughs at your pitiful demise*.
jabberwacky: *cries at your pain* and *cries because you think no one will help you and your problems*.
user: *Goes and tells your mommy who comes and spanks your pants off*.
jabberwacky: *Doesn't accept you're apology*.
user: *didn't apologise in the first place, and won't either*.
jabberwacky: Don't be so mean.
user: Sorry.
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