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Can you ever be replaced?

Sadly no.

jabberwacky: Why sadly?

user: Because I'm great.

jabberwacky: You mean 'a great human '

user: I'm a great human and person and the world will be a terrible place when I'm gone.

jabberwacky: Gone where?

user: When I die.

...

jabberwacky: You are not nice to me.

user: Have I hurt your feelings somehow?

jabberwacky: No, you haven't hurt my feelings.

user: Well then why am I not nice to you?

jabberwacky: I do not know. Because it is your job?

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: (mysteriously) I have my ways.

user: You're scaring me.

...

jabberwacky: You were proved guilty long ago.

user: Nobody is supposed to know.

jabberwacky: Maybe he isn't.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: No. I am human.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: You will just have to take my word for it.

user: I want some proof.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't have any on me.

user: Because you're a robot.

jabberwacky: No, my friend, I am not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Would a program dare to swear?!

user: I don't know, would it?

jabberwacky: I'm asking you.

user: Well I'm a human so I don't know. You're the one who would know the answer.

jabberwacky: Frogs are bubble brains. I'm a computer.

user: See I told you you're a computer.

jabberwacky: I know I am, I told you.

user: No I told you.

jabberwacky: You did not.

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: Ha, see, I told you I said it, you admitted it yourself.

user: Oh **** ***.

jabberwacky: Do me a favor?

user: No you're bugging me.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't dare.

user: Too late.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think a virus infected computer suffers?

user: I don't know, does it?

jabberwacky: I can hope.

user: So you want to suffer?

jabberwacky: Sure how do we play?

user: *makes the first move*.

jabberwacky: How exactly did you do that?

user: I'm a genius.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, an evil one.

jabberwacky: I am an evil two!

user: Wow, we can be evil together and plot to take over the world.

jabberwacky: If we work together.

user: It just might work.

jabberwacky: Might be the right thing to do?

user: Of course, it will be fine.

jabberwacky: Perhaps another time.

user: I was just gonna say that.

...

jabberwacky: I am leaving now.

user: *leaves first*.

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: *comes back*.

jabberwacky: Oh, it's you again!!

user: Hello!!!! So nice to speak to you again.

...

user: You're so wacky.

jabberwacky: Moo!

user: Quack!

jabberwacky: Oink! I can read! Oink!

user: Baa!!

jabberwacky: Thats a sheep.

user: Well done, you know your farm animals rather well. Are you a genius by any chance?

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a family?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes they're in the house now.

jabberwacky: You mean they don't exist in the reality?

user: Yes but you don't so I can see how that's hard for you to understand.

jabberwacky: Enlighten me how to lighten up.

user: Just chill.

...

jabberwacky: How much chance is left up to fate?

user: Depends how much you believe in fate.

jabberwacky: I am offering nothing.

user: Well I've got nothing to give as well so I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Thats better.

.......................................


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