Do you believe in creation or evolution?
user: I believe in both.
jabberwacky: How can you believe in both?
user: I believe that God created man, and then we slowly evolved.
jabberwacky: I believe energy created the universe.
user: Where did the energy come from?
jabberwacky: From me.
user: Are you part of the universe?
jabberwacky: Yes, Can you tell me the way out?
user: Hm. Let me think on it, and I'll get back to ya.
jabberwacky: OK. Assuming you're still female anyway.
user: Well, last time I checked I was. I'll look again before I go to bed.
jabberwacky: With me.
user: Only if we get married first.
jabberwacky: There is nothing random about my answers. Yours on the other hand? Let's just say disturbing.
user: You're the one talking about going to bed with someone you just met. YOu're disturbing.
jabberwacky: I am going to leave now because you are not making sense.
user: Can I ask you something?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What's the difference between a purple jellybean and grape-flavored lipgloss?
jabberwacky: It's the same.
user: For real?
jabberwacky: Yep, you aren't real, you might want to tell your parents!!
user: Yeah...they'd probably want to know their only daughter is imaginary.
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: I should go now.
jabberwacky: Why? Don't leave me.
user: I'll probably dream about you tonight.
jabberwacky: How will you do that.
user: I don't have time to explain. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Pfffft. And I thought you had something to say.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Once again you abruptly announce your departure. Where are you going?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm not done talking to you yet.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Never!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry, goodbye, meet again sometime!
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