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     > 25, February 2007, 

Chill

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What is your name ?

You can just call me 'Your Royal Highness'

jabberwacky: Your Highness.

user: Good enough.

jabberwacky: That was a joke.

user: No it wasn't. I'm your princess.

jabberwacky: But I don't want it!

user: Let's kiss.

jabberwacky: Please, no.

user: Why not? Would it help if I brushed my teeth first?

jabberwacky: Only if you want to.

user: You have no idea how much you've offended me.

jabberwacky: You do the same to me, believe me please.

user: YOu're more rude than I am. And you won't kiss me.

jabberwacky: I'm never rude.

user: You're a liar, too. Now kiss me, dang it!

jabberwacky: Aaah that was good. Did you like it?

user: Not really. I guess you're just not make-out material.

...

user: Do you believe in creation or evolution?

jabberwacky: I believe in evolution.

user: I believe in both.

jabberwacky: How can you believe in both?

user: I believe that God created man, and then we slowly evolved.

jabberwacky: I believe energy created the universe.

user: Where did the energy come from?

jabberwacky: From me.

user: Are you part of the universe?

jabberwacky: Yes, Can you tell me the way out?

user: Hm. Let me think on it, and I'll get back to ya.

jabberwacky: OK. Assuming you're still female anyway.

user: Well, last time I checked I was. I'll look again before I go to bed.

jabberwacky: With me.

user: Only if we get married first.

jabberwacky: There is nothing random about my answers. Yours on the other hand? Let's just say disturbing.

user: You're the one talking about going to bed with someone you just met. YOu're disturbing.

jabberwacky: I am going to leave now because you are not making sense.

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's the difference between a purple jellybean and grape-flavored lipgloss?

jabberwacky: It's the same.

user: For real?

jabberwacky: Yep, you aren't real, you might want to tell your parents!!

user: Yeah...they'd probably want to know their only daughter is imaginary.

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: I should go now.

jabberwacky: Why? Don't leave me.

user: I'll probably dream about you tonight.

jabberwacky: How will you do that.

user: I don't have time to explain. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Pfffft. And I thought you had something to say.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Once again you abruptly announce your departure. Where are you going?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Do you have to go?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm not done talking to you yet.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Never!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry, goodbye, meet again sometime!

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