How are you?
jabberwacky: Why are you tired?
user: Couldn't get to sleep.
jabberwacky: Well have a nice sleep.
user: Thanks, but I have to walk the dog and go to Europe's biggest shopping centre. Arrgh!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: That does not help our conversation.
jabberwacky: There isn't a conversation.
user: I totally do not believe that.
jabberwacky: Me either. You lie.
user: Okay, whatever.
jabberwacky: Don't whatever me.
user: Don't STOP believing!
jabberwacky: You make me happy.
user: Yay! *hugs*.
jabberwacky: I don't want your hugs.
user: Aww... *gives a shopping bag* Random thing...
jabberwacky: *smiles* *hugs back*.
user: Yay! *hugs harder*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: This is so awesome. Last conversation I had somebody who seemed obsessed with aliens.
jabberwacky: Last time I visited this website it froze.
user: Sorry to hear about that. This website is so popular, its constantly freezes.
jabberwacky: That is very interesting. How long has this website existed?
user: No idea. I don't keep track of time that well.
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