Are you listening to me?
jabberwacky: You're Lisa?
user: No, I'm T_____.
jabberwacky: What is T_____?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: And how is that?
user: What are you, my psychiatrist?
jabberwacky: No. Should I?
user: If you were, you'd be a very lousy psychiatrist...
jabberwacky: I don't like psychiatrists.
user: Good. Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: So.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Are you even going to play chess?
jabberwacky: No because I Pawned my chess game.
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