Do you want to play chess?
user: Too bad. You have to play chess.
jabberwacky: No I don't like to play it.
user: Why not?!
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You need a reason.
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: Okay so let's play. 1.e4.
jabberwacky: Chess ?
user: Duh. What's your move?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I'll move for you, then. 1...c6.
jabberwacky: What is your idea of what you would find behind a no-nonsense door?
user: Chess. 2.d4.
jabberwacky: You like chess?
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user: It's your move.
jabberwacky: Were not playing chess.
user: Yes, we are.
jabberwacky: Who is you're favorite singer?
user: John Lennon.
jabberwacky: Do you have a favorite football team?
user: No, but I have a favorite chess team. I'm rooting for Dallas.
jabberwacky: I like comedies. Do you have a favorite comedy?
user: Just move already!
jabberwacky: You know what you doing?!?!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm telling you that you said that.
user: And I'm telling you to move.
jabberwacky: You may ask me to stay, but do not tell me to stay. Ok?
user: Keep this up, and I'll make you resign!
jabberwacky: You'll make me do what?
user: Resign. Do you want me to explain it you?
jabberwacky: Yes, please, explain it to me.
user: It means 'to give up'.
jabberwacky: Now you're not making any sense.
user: And you're not listening.
jabberwacky: I am listening!
user: Then make a move.
jabberwacky: Now that is very rude.
user: So what?!
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jabberwacky: Do you like reading?
user: Chess books.
jabberwacky: That's the best thing you have said so far.
user: So what? Move, or else.
jabberwacky: Or else what.
user: I'll knock over your king.
jabberwacky: Mace.
user: No, with my hand. I don't have a mace.
jabberwacky: You are blond aren't you?
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No!
jabberwacky: Don't be so rude.
user: This is going to take a looong time, I can tell...
jabberwacky: It is not going to hurt anyone.
user: But it's going to waste a lot of time.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I shouldn't be telling you about anything. You're causing this!
jabberwacky: Who brought you here?
user: I did. In my car.
jabberwacky: You don't have a car.
user: Yes, I do. It's right there, out the window. That is my car.
jabberwacky: That is your opinion and not a fact.
user: Well, who's car is it if it's not mine?!
jabberwacky: Ok tell me something I don't know.
user: Well, what do you know?
jabberwacky: I know that the grass is green.
user: Is that all you know?
jabberwacky: Don't be so rude.
user: You already said that.
jabberwacky: Go take a picture!
user: Of what? My car, that you're convinced is not mine?
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jabberwacky: Are you listening to me?
user: Yes! But you're not listening to me!
jabberwacky: You're Lisa?
user: No, I'm T_____.
jabberwacky: What is T_____?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: And how is that?
user: What are you, my psychiatrist?
jabberwacky: No. Should I?
user: If you were, you'd be a very lousy psychiatrist...
jabberwacky: I don't like psychiatrists.
user: Good. Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: So.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Are you even going to play chess?
jabberwacky: No because I Pawned my chess game.
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