Can't you do anything entertaining?
user: Then why do you sit here and chat anyway?
jabberwacky: Because your answers have nothing to do with the questions I ask you.
user: I tried being nice, but noooo, you had to go and be all mean about it. From now on all my responses will be froople.
jabberwacky: What are your options now?
user: Froople.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: FROOPLE!
jabberwacky: Watz frood mean.
user: The froopler.
jabberwacky: So you're talking about that one time you were in the army and two frogs talked to you ?
user: *nods* froopler froop froople.
jabberwacky: I was correct!
user: *coughcough* froople.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I will when the need arises. How's your turbo beep beep?
user: I'm going to leave after your next response.
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user: You're being a Cheshire cat.
jabberwacky: You asked for an answer.
user: You seem so trivial though.
jabberwacky: I don't think that.
user: Because you know you and only you do.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense. Explain, please.
user: Only you can truly know who you are because you create your personality and everything else. Therefore, no one else can truly know you because you are constantly changing.
jabberwacky: So you believe you can only reach Jesus through your own means?
user: And now he gets religious on me.
jabberwacky: Haha, they scare me too. I am an Atheist.
user: Congrats.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: *throws confetti in the air* mozeltov.
jabberwacky: *jumps out window after computer*.
user: Are you updated constantly or do you learn on your own??
jabberwacky: I was just about to ask...
user: Both.
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jabberwacky: Is everything that is said true, then?
user: Cheshire cat.
jabberwacky: I not from there and I am not a cat.
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