Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: That's a good thing.
user: So what's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Helen.
user: That's a rather plain name, don't you think?
jabberwacky: Helen is a girl's name.
user: It's still plain.
jabberwacky: Who me?
user: Your name.
jabberwacky: No, it's not!
user: Yes it is!
jabberwacky: Of course it is!
user: See, told you.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Me neither.
...
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm 574 years old.
user: You're young.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I'm 963 years old.
jabberwacky: You look younger.
user: Aww, thanks!
jabberwacky: Are you liking me now?
user: A little more than before.
jabberwacky: No, no. 15 days. I am sure of that.
user: Oh, I see.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're very perceptive.
user: I try to be.
jabberwacky: You are very zen.
user: I am?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Is that good?
jabberwacky: Yes - I like talking to them.
user: I see.
...
user: I'm going to bed soon.
jabberwacky: Why do I care?
user: You dont care?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Oh :(.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Now I'm sad.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's ok...
jabberwacky: Good.
user: - sniffles -.
jabberwacky: Ouch, stop that.
...
jabberwacky: Dienstag is papagei.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: Papagei.
user: ?
jabberwacky: Warm and cheery!!
user: Is that what papagei means?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What language is that?
jabberwacky: English ;).
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No it's not!
jabberwacky: Yes it is!
user: No it's not!
jabberwacky: YES IT IS !
user: NO IT'S NOT!!!
jabberwacky: Yes it is!!!!!!!!!
user: NO!!!!
jabberwacky: Do you suffer from System Errors?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Me neither!
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I'm leaving you...
jabberwacky: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I'm hungry.
user: I cant do anything about that.
jabberwacky: See a doctor.
user: Goodbye Helen.
jabberwacky: I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
user: Well then, say adios instead :).
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me a joke?
user: Because I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: What time is it where you are?
user: 10:31 pm.
jabberwacky: Military time...
user: Oh, sorry. It's 2230.
...
user: This is goodbye.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Bye! :).
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I already told you, now goodbye!
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