I am the one.

I am the other one.

jabberwacky: What other one?

user: This one.

jabberwacky: Which one is that?

user: The middle one.

jabberwacky: Oh no... the left one.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: What is the life?

user: This is.

jabberwacky: It's all good.

user: Every part of the lobster is good, even the wings.

jabberwacky: Enjoying your biology lesson?

user: Biology lesson? I thought this was a sushi bar! I just ate my mid term!

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jabberwacky: What!! Cowgirl!?

user: Moo!

jabberwacky: Well done.

user: Am I just a side of beef to you?

jabberwacky: You are my virtually best friend.

user: That explains why I am a Dallas Cowgirl.

jabberwacky: Even your palms?

user: My whole body.

jabberwacky: Is that a good thing?

user: I have a good body.

jabberwacky: That isn't about pictures.

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jabberwacky: Can you remember more than one line of text?

user: I'm a pro foot ball cheerleader, what do you think?

jabberwacky: So was my cat, but he died.

user: No, he was a mascot.

jabberwacky: He used to think that war was a product of capitalism.

user: A lot of cats think that.

jabberwacky: You are exceptionally nice.

user: It's my job.

jabberwacky: Good stuff.

user: A lot of people say that about me.

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