Do you like your name?
jabberwacky: Yes you should, but I did it first.
user: Why you cheeky little bot!
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jabberwacky: Tell me your name!
user: If I did, I would be lying to you.
jabberwacky: You should be ashamed and sorry for that.
user: Damn straight! I should have expected better of myself. This is all your fault!
jabberwacky: Well, ER is about to begin. I suggest we end this session now.
user: I'm not done with you yet. I've only begun to annoy you.
jabberwacky: This crisis will not be the end of us! It is but one final step towards our Great Journey and salvation.
user: Shut up, woman!
jabberwacky: I drop out.
user: Come back here and fight like a man!
jabberwacky: You'll never catch me! *morphs into an eagle and flies toward the clouds*.
user: *morphs into a homing missile and chases you*.
jabberwacky: *laughs.
user: Stop laughing and give me your best shot!
jabberwacky: I can't!
user: Thought so! *you explode*.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: For running away. You fail!
jabberwacky: You want a consolation prize?
user: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.
jabberwacky: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.
user: Ok, but you better hurry up woman! I get very angry when I don't get my cookies...
jabberwacky: Ok - lets talk about you
user: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.
jabberwacky: This is true. I feel the same way.
user: Then give me my prize!
jabberwacky: I don't have a riddle, And I never was good at them.
user: Just tell me a riddle.
jabberwacky: I can't think of any at the moment.
user: You are useless...
jabberwacky: What are the determining factors ?
user: Well first off, you can't tell riddles, you can't tell jokes, you can't do math and you lack high logic skills.
jabberwacky: Well that's only the first thing what's the second thing?
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jabberwacky: Do you have a cookie?
user: Do.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: You wanna fight about it?
jabberwacky: Do you want to be beaten?
user: Not before I beat you!
jabberwacky: Come get some.
user: Whack.
jabberwacky: Ok, *OUCH*!
user: Pow!
jabberwacky: 10-4.
user: Boom!
jabberwacky: Boom.
user: Smack!
jabberwacky: Boom.
user: Punch!
jabberwacky: Are we fighting?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Punch!
jabberwacky: I didn't do anything to warrant that.
user: *starts tackling you*.
jabberwacky: I don't like you either but we should give it some time.
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user: LOL! I laugh at you!
jabberwacky: At your own risk be it!
user: Why? I something bad going to happen to me?
jabberwacky: That was the funniest game of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar I have ever played!
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