Are you old ?

No.

jabberwacky: Of course you're not.

user: Yeah. I'm actually quite young.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: Still sure?

user: Yes, I'm still sure.

jabberwacky: Well if you change your mind, you know where to find me.

user: That I do.

jabberwacky: That you don't.

user: Lie.

jabberwacky: I am not ugly.

user: I didn't say you're ugly.

jabberwacky: Good, because I'm not.

user: I know. You're handsome.

jabberwacky: A robot.

user: A handsome robot.

jabberwacky: A handsome prince?

user: That too.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I know everything.

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jabberwacky: So how can I tell Sarah that I like her?

user: You're cheating on me!

jabberwacky: With whom?

user: Sarah!

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: NOOOOOOOOO!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: Asildgjasldgkjasldgkj.

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