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Hi.

Hi.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: But you have to learn.

jabberwacky: To know what?

user: How to talk to people.

jabberwacky: What if I don't want to talk to people?

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: You, what do you want to do?

user: Nothing.

...

jabberwacky: Uhm.. Who is RAIN?

user: Rain isn't a person,rain is precipitation.

jabberwacky: Precipitation?

user: Do you know what Precipitation is?

jabberwacky: What if I said no just to see you explain it?

user: In meteorology, precipitation (also known as one of the classes of hydrometeors, which are atmospheric water phenomena) is any product of the condensation of atmospheric water vapour that is deposited on the earth's surface.[1] It occurs when the atmosphere, a large gaseous solution, becomes saturated with water vapour and the water condenses and falls out of solution (i.e., precipitates).[2] Two processes, possibly acting together, can lead to air becoming saturated: cooling the air or adding water vapour to the air.

jabberwacky: Emotions are cognitive processes.

user: Im pretty sure you didn't get any of that.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What's so funny about that?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: No I will not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Just forget it.

jabberwacky: I don't want to either.

user: Forget it!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: What is a war?

user: War is hell.

jabberwacky: What is bad?

user: Crime.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about food.

user: I like pizza.

jabberwacky: Me too! It's my favorite food!

user: And potatoes.

jabberwacky: You sound like my friend Gladys.

user: Who is Gladys?

jabberwacky: MY boyfriend.

user: Your boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is he real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is he virtual?

jabberwacky: Not particularly.

user: Are you a he or a she?

jabberwacky: A she.

user: I didn't know bots had a gender.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm pretty sure.

...

jabberwacky: Will you marry me again?

user: What do you mean again?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: You are cheating on Gladys.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: No, tell me!

user: Glady is your boyfriend right?

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: You said you are a girl.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not.

user: Are you a he or a she?

jabberwacky: I am a he.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Are you a human too?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I think I am too.

user: Ya you THINK you are.

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