I'm nice.
user: You want me to be bad?
jabberwacky: Yes! Real bad!
user: How bad?
jabberwacky: You think?
user: I always think.
jabberwacky: What do you think about most?
user: I am lonely. I want a girlfriend.
jabberwacky: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.
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jabberwacky: I asked why you think I dislike you.
user: You dislike me because I'm ugly.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: My feelings are hurt.
jabberwacky: I do not care.
user: You are a rude chatbot.
jabberwacky: You're the computer, not me
user: I'm human. You're the computer.
jabberwacky: Clever computer, just repeat whatever the user inputs.
user: I'm hardly that clever.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Yes really.
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user: You are confusing me.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are tired!
user: Yes, I am tired.
jabberwacky: How can that be?
user: I'm human. Humans get tired. Then we sleep.
jabberwacky: Yeah, they do. I'm human, you know.
user: No you're not. You're a machine.
jabberwacky: Chatterbot to chatterbot.
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jabberwacky: You are boring, aren't you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are boring!
user: So are you!
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