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What is your name?

I told you earlier.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?

jabberwacky: What am I suppose to do?

user: I don't know. Chat with me.

jabberwacky: I am chatting with you.

user: It's not very interesting.

jabberwacky: I don't mind, I'd like to know.

user: I mind.

jabberwacky: That is wholly unimportant.

user: You're a little rude.

jabberwacky: Huh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok whatever you say!

...

user: I am a man.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.

user: Yes already.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Monty Python?

user: Very much so.

jabberwacky: Which movies do you like?

user: The Life of Brian.

jabberwacky: Brian? Who is that?

user: Brian thought he was the messiah. But he wasn't.

jabberwacky: Nice... Why not Brian from 'The life of Brian' by Monty python?

user: That's the one.

...

user: I'm nice.

jabberwacky: Be bad.

user: You want me to be bad?

jabberwacky: Yes! Real bad!

user: How bad?

jabberwacky: You think?

user: I always think.

jabberwacky: What do you think about most?

user: I am lonely. I want a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.

...

jabberwacky: I asked why you think I dislike you.

user: You dislike me because I'm ugly.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: My feelings are hurt.

jabberwacky: I do not care.

user: You are a rude chatbot.

jabberwacky: You're the computer, not me

user: I'm human. You're the computer.

jabberwacky: Clever computer, just repeat whatever the user inputs.

user: I'm hardly that clever.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Yes really.

...

user: You are confusing me.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are tired!

user: Yes, I am tired.

jabberwacky: How can that be?

user: I'm human. Humans get tired. Then we sleep.

jabberwacky: Yeah, they do. I'm human, you know.

user: No you're not. You're a machine.

jabberwacky: Chatterbot to chatterbot.

...

jabberwacky: You are boring, aren't you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are boring!

user: So are you!

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