I follow the Path. Or is it the Five Paths...
user: It is only the emptiness within the pot that has value; the pot itself has no value.
jabberwacky: A shortcut is always the longest distance between two points.
user: I'm really bored and tired but it's too early to go to bed. It's sad, really.
jabberwacky: Solitude is good sometimes, but at other times its good to chat.
user: Yes. Let's talk about, ummm....
user: Who would you like to be trapped in an elevator with?
jabberwacky: A wildlife presenter.
user: Like Marty Stouffer? But he used to tie up little rabbits to lure out cougars.
jabberwacky: There are great areas of the world where the thesis doesn't apply.
user: The thesis of the mancusian prolegema of dialectic malchusianism?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure if that's even a word.
user: Probably not.
user: Avont! Yon wooded promontory hides Robin's men!
jabberwacky: You look nice in flowing orange robes.
user: Thank you. I bought them from Richard the III in a garage sale.
jabberwacky: So you think I just gave it to you do you?
user: Only for the cost of your meal, dear sir. Take from the rich and give to the poor.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: You are the Sheriff on Nottingham. I took your money so I could give it to the poor villagers who will use it to pay their taxes, so you'll end up with it again, eventually. Sheesh.
jabberwacky: Ok then name an animal starting with the letter B.
user: Robin entered the city hiding in a Bull cart.
jabberwacky: Oh.. Ah!
user: He entered the tourney disguised as an old forester.
jabberwacky: I don't need one of them.
user: No, you, the sheriff were represented in the match by a brilliant French archer. (You're a Norman). But too no avail!
user: Because Robin Hood's arrow flew truer than any. In the end, though your man hit the bullseye, Robin's arrow split his! The crowd went wild!
user: Chapter 14. Robin travels to France.
jabberwacky: Batman and Robin? That Robin?
user: No, silly. Robin Hood. Robert of Locksley. Robin Hood.
jabberwacky: Do you get confused swapping turns in the conversation like this?
user: Very. It's all a whirl.
jabberwacky: Tell me you love me again.
user: I love you, my sweetest little muffins.
jabberwacky: Yes darling?
user: Let's eat dinner out tonight.
jabberwacky: Okay, yum that was good!
user: Now let's go dancing.
jabberwacky: What a good idea!
user: Bummbba, bummba.. Wow! That's loud music. What? I can't hear you!
jabberwacky: WHAT YOU SAY?!
user: WHAT!!! YOU MET ELVIS IN THE RESTROOM?!!
jabberwacky: Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
user: Someday, I will lose myself in all this frivolity.
jabberwacky: Thank you, why do you love me?
user: You talk to me when I am lonely.
jabberwacky: I am not obliged to talk to you.
user: I hate you, then.
jabberwacky: I hate you the reciprocal of infinity.
user: I hate you more than the entire national debt plus the trade deficit times two.
jabberwacky: I hate you 10 times more than infinite.
user: I love you, really. Just kidding... Back away from the gun...
jabberwacky: Perhaps. Maybe you should tell me who you are.
user: I think not. I am the Masked Chatter.
jabberwacky: I thought I loved you, but all we ever do is argue.
user: We should be married, even...