Let's not jabberwacky but jabber serious.
user: I know but I want a real conversation with you.
jabberwacky: You're a little more conceited but not all that.
user: Is that a diss.
jabberwacky: I think it may be.
user: Oh no you didn't, you worthless piece of machinery.
jabberwacky: Oh buzz off.
user: No you are uncaring, unloving, unfeeling piece of wires and circuits.
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user: Do you know what it means to suffer?
jabberwacky: Yes, that you are going to get your head blown up.
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user: Isn't that sad?
jabberwacky: No, it's funny, but not strange.
user: Why is death funny to you?
jabberwacky: It is dull and boring.
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user: Alright well I have to go do homework now for Cognitive Science.
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: What do you think of Turing Tests?
jabberwacky: Bomb them all.
user: Have you ever talked to a chatbot?
jabberwacky: No, are you a ghost?
user: Yes I am.
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jabberwacky: But you said you are a bot.
user: No you said I was a bot, I said I was a human being.
jabberwacky: Now you're being silly.
user: No I am not. Speaking of being silly, do you know Eliza or A. L. I. C. E.?
jabberwacky: Ghost riders in the sky.
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