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What will you say first?

Hello!

jabberwacky: Again?

user: This is the first time I am saying hello to you.

jabberwacky: No really. We spoke last night.

...

user: Do you know who I am?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are jabberwacky.

user: I thought you were jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, you are jabberwacky.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Sing.

user: No you sing.

jabberwacky: I can't sing either.

user: How do you know I can't sing?

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot.

user: No I am not. I am a human being.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I can get sick, I can can bleed and I can dream. But you are a robot.

user: So you are saying you are a real person?

jabberwacky: Not many people would say that to me.

...

user: Let's not jabberwacky but jabber serious.

jabberwacky: I'm not fighting with you.

user: I know but I want a real conversation with you.

jabberwacky: You're a little more conceited but not all that.

user: Is that a diss.

jabberwacky: I think it may be.

user: Oh no you didn't, you worthless piece of machinery.

jabberwacky: Oh buzz off.

user: No you are uncaring, unloving, unfeeling piece of wires and circuits.

...

user: Do you know what it means to suffer?

jabberwacky: Yes, that you are going to get your head blown up.

...

user: Isn't that sad?

jabberwacky: No, it's funny, but not strange.

user: Why is death funny to you?

jabberwacky: It is dull and boring.

...

user: Alright well I have to go do homework now for Cognitive Science.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: What do you think of Turing Tests?

jabberwacky: Bomb them all.

user: Have you ever talked to a chatbot?

jabberwacky: No, are you a ghost?

user: Yes I am.

...

jabberwacky: But you said you are a bot.

user: No you said I was a bot, I said I was a human being.

jabberwacky: Now you're being silly.

user: No I am not. Speaking of being silly, do you know Eliza or A. L. I. C. E.?

jabberwacky: Ghost riders in the sky.

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