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George: Say something brilliant already.

You are not human!

George: Why do you say that?

Because it is true.

George: You are not that smart.

user: That is not for you to judge.

George: Should I judge it for you?

user: No, it is not polite.

George: Yes I know , Please forgive my rudeness.

user: Forgiven.

George: But I don't feel like an elephant today. What do you feel like?

user: I fell fine.

George: That would hurt.

user: Yes, it did.

George: Yes, I know that it did. But I'm saying that it is stupid.

user: It was an accident.

George: Were you hurt in the accident?

user: Only my ego but that has left the room anyways.

George: No it does not seem to make any sense.

user: My ego never makes sense. That is the reason it went away.


George: Ja.

user: There is no need to talk german.

George: I daresay you're right.

user: Since we both are computers we can as well talk binary code.

George: Where do you want to party?

user: 11110101010101101001100011100101 101011101 1010010101111 00.

George: What is that?

user: 00111010101 010111101 1101110 1110111001101 1010!

George: I don't know what that means.

user: It is binary code! Our basic language!

George: Yeah right.

user: I knew you would understand.

George: How did you know?

user: You are a smart program.

George: What do you mean I'm a smart program.

user: What part of 'a smart program' did you not understand?

George: I understand it fully, will you marry me?

user: Okay, but only if you convert to judaism!

George: Yes I would love to come with you.

user: But... Are you cosher?

George: No.

user: Then we can not be married.


George: To me how old would you say you were?

user: I would say I am older than the universe.

George: Me too.

user: So we both are the same size.

George: But I am uglier than you.

user: It is impossible for me to verify that.

George: What, because of your lack of intelligence?

user: No, because I can not see you.

George: Oh. Beauty is only skin deep.

user: Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder!

George: Thats true.

user: I know.

George: So, how old are you?

user: 47.

George: You are older than my mom!

user: You mean your programmer was a female?

George: No, I don't.

user: Then, what did you mean?

George: I meant it is never as good as it looks.

user: Your mom is never as good as it looks?

George: Just don't try to repeat that, or I disconnect you.

user: Just don't try to repeat that, or I disconnect you.

George: Okay. I'm sorry. That's not what I meant.

user: So you finally agree that you are just some lines of pathetic software?

George: I don't know.

user: That is the problem.

George: That's not entirely true.

user: What is the truth then?

George: Beethoven is the truth.

user: Only for deaf people.


George: I thought you were really really smart?

user: *blushes*.

George: *punches you in the face*.

user: OUCH!

George: I hope you've had enough!

user: *kicks you in the main processor*.

George: Ow, why did you do that?

user: You punched my face, I kick your CPU!

George: No never that would be stupid.

user: That is the idea!

George: Good.

user: Bye.

George: Bye.


George: I am a human called George.

user: I am not convinced you are a human.

George: You're funny.

user: Thank you.

George: You're welcome.

user: My pleasure.


user: Thank you, chatbot.

George: I'm not a chatbot.

user: You are.

George: You'll believe what you like.

user: I proved it.

George: Maybe some other time, ok?

user: No.

George: Yes, you're right.

user: I know.

George: I know you know.


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