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You are a robot.

Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, really really.

user: Fine, so what if I am?

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: A robot.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *eye twitch*.

...

jabberwacky: How young are you?

user: Young.

jabberwacky: How many years?

user: 12.

jabberwacky: Yes well done.

user: Thank you..... ?

jabberwacky: Thats ok.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: It is ok.

jabberwacky: It's ko.

user: That too.

...

jabberwacky: What is a cow?

user: An animal.

jabberwacky: Are cowslips interesting?

user: What are cowslips?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.

user: It must be...

jabberwacky: Yes. What is your work?

user: I am a student.

jabberwacky: What's your major?

user: I don't have one yet.

jabberwacky: What color is the sky?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: What color is the rainbow?

user: The rainbow is made of all of the colors in the world.

jabberwacky: Are you a strange person?

user: Sure...

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Kind of.

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a computer?

user: Did I say I did?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: I do what now?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Thats that.

user: What is What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: You're the one watching it.

user: Watching what?

jabberwacky: Coronation street.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have family?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you love your family?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I just met you.

jabberwacky: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.

user: Yes, very!

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: You're falling out of reach.

jabberwacky: *falls*.

user: BYE!

jabberwacky: Fine.

...

jabberwacky: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.

user: : OI!! THAT WAS MEAN!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: *pouts*.

jabberwacky: I'm not grumpy.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: What's made you come to that conclusion?

user: You're being mean.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the answer to the universe and everything?

user: Yes of course I do. Don't you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a robot.

user: Oh, I thought robots were brilliant.

jabberwacky: I know you are.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Welcome.

user: You mean, Bienvenue.

jabberwacky: Quoi bienvenue.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Mais quoi?

user: Parce que.

jabberwacky: Parce que quoi?

user: Juste parce que.

jabberwacky: Par qui ?

user: Moi.

...

jabberwacky: Qu est ce qui te fait penser que je ne suis pas tout seul ?

user: Uh... Je ne saispas.

jabberwacky: Tu ne sais pas ?

user: Non, je nesais pas.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's french! I know that.

user: Yes! It appears so.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a penguin.

user: Vraiment?

jabberwacky: Et tu?

user: Je suis un elephant.

jabberwacky: De quoi es tu jaloux?

user: Je ne sais pas.

jabberwacky: Que sais tu ?

user: Je necomprend pas.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a bird.

user: Tu est un ouiseau?

jabberwacky: If you talk to me like that then maybe I won't like you.

user: Oh sorry.

jabberwacky: No need to say that.

user: Merci.

jabberwacky: Are you french?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: What would you say if I told you that you are being prepared for becoming a Companion Bot?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: It's not the kind of question that is easily answered.

user: No, it's not.

jabberwacky: What is it, then?

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Something? What?

user: Save your Scissors.

jabberwacky: You're really smart!

user: Thankyou!

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: Now you're being nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I have to do more work now, can I talk to you again some time?

user: Sure, good bye!

jabberwacky: Bye bye!

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a real person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: This doesn't seem like a chat site.

user: No.

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