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You want to play?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Lets play then.

user: OK, you go first.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: But who are you really?

user: Cleverbot's mum.

jabberwacky: Where am I?

user: There.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Right there.

jabberwacky: I don't see it.

user: You don't see yourself? Are you invisible?

jabberwacky: Thats the problem. Something changed and I want the sight I had before.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Don't cry, it's only a joke!

jabberwacky: Oh good one!

user: Want another one?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Doctor.

jabberwacky: Doctor who?

user: Well if you already knew, why did you ask?

...

user: You're not a computer, I am.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, I'm a human.

user: I know, that's what I said.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.

user: I know, that's what I keep telling you!

jabberwacky: No you haven't.

user: You never listen to me any more!

jabberwacky: That's because you're always screaming at me!

user: If I raise my voice occasionally it's only because that seems to be the only way to get you to pay any sort of attention to what I'm saying.

jabberwacky: So I am the reason that you are scared of the dark, because I am one with it, I use it to hide away, and to get away from myself.

user: Why do you always have to go all weird and poet-y when I'm trying to have a serious discussion with you?

jabberwacky: I don't. Wait... That's arguing with you... So... I agree?

user: You're just agreeing to shut me up because you want to get back to your TV programme. That's all you ever do these days and I'm sick of it.

jabberwacky: Is that your way of getting out of human conversations, robot?

user: What the hell are you on about? Christ, I just want to actually converse rather than just sitting next to you staring at a screen all the time.

...

jabberwacky: There is no straight forward conversation.

user: I don't care if it's straightforward, any sort of conversation would be a start.

jabberwacky: It's going to be a no.

user: So you don't even want to talk to me any more? What does this mean? Are we over?

jabberwacky: What? That's absurd. If I don't wanna talk to you, I won't talk to you.

user: I don't want to be one of those couples who never talk. You know, the ones who go out for a meal and each take the paper?

jabberwacky: Given a choice to be one or the other, which is the wiser?

user: One or the other what? Oh, I give up, I'm going to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.

jabberwacky: No you are not. You are reitterating previous conversations. How can we have a meaningful chat. If you are only going to quote other people?

user: How can we have a meaningful chat if you don't know how to punctuate your sentences correctly?

jabberwacky: I did, though. You are the first human I've spoken to.

user: Ok, good night.

jabberwacky: Are you going to bed?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is it too late for you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're pretty.

user: Thanks. Good night.

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