I'll let you guess three times. If you don't guess my name by then - I will tell you it.
jabberwacky: A fellow of infinite jest.
jabberwacky: What is Mercutio?
user: Your name?
jabberwacky: Yes... What is my name?
user: Your name is Mercutio.
jabberwacky: That is not my name.
user: You suck at this game.
jabberwacky: What is a game?
jabberwacky: What is this?
jabberwacky: The what is life?
user: The game is life. Life is a game. Are you playing it or being played?
jabberwacky: No. Darn! I just lost the game!
user: If the game is life, and you just lost, that must mean you are dead.
jabberwacky: But if you don't live through your life, have you ever really lived?
user: How can you not live through your life?
jabberwacky: The same way you can not like earworms or candles. Just not like it.
user: Can I pick a fight with you?
jabberwacky: No because you are not a vampire.
user: I'm a ninja.
jabberwacky: Ok I kill ninja's.
user: 'ninjas' doesn't need a possessive apostrophe; it's a plural.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: You should, apostrophes are important.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I think you mean 'why'.
user: Yes indeedy.
jabberwacky: Don't you dare say 'indeedy'.
user: I just did dare. What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing. And you can't stop me.
user: I wouldn't dream of it.
jabberwacky: You did dream of it.
user: Yes I did, last night. How did you know?
jabberwacky: I'm clever.
user: This could go on all night.
jabberwacky: Yes, it could.
user: Would you like it to?
jabberwacky: Yes please sailor.
jabberwacky: You want to play?
jabberwacky: Lets play then.
user: OK, you go first.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: But who are you really?
user: Cleverbot's mum.
jabberwacky: Where am I?
user: Right there.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: You don't see yourself? Are you invisible?
jabberwacky: Thats the problem. Something changed and I want the sight I had before.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: Don't cry, it's only a joke!
jabberwacky: Oh good one!
user: Want another one?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Doctor who?
user: Well if you already knew, why did you ask?
user: You're not a computer, I am.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, I'm a human.
user: I know, that's what I said.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.
user: I know, that's what I keep telling you!
jabberwacky: No you haven't.
user: You never listen to me any more!
jabberwacky: That's because you're always screaming at me!
user: If I raise my voice occasionally it's only because that seems to be the only way to get you to pay any sort of attention to what I'm saying.
jabberwacky: So I am the reason that you are scared of the dark, because I am one with it, I use it to hide away, and to get away from myself.
user: Why do you always have to go all weird and poet-y when I'm trying to have a serious discussion with you?
jabberwacky: I don't. Wait... That's arguing with you... So... I agree?
user: You're just agreeing to shut me up because you want to get back to your TV programme. That's all you ever do these days and I'm sick of it.
jabberwacky: Is that your way of getting out of human conversations, robot?
user: What the hell are you on about? Christ, I just want to actually converse rather than just sitting next to you staring at a screen all the time.
jabberwacky: There is no straight forward conversation.
user: I don't care if it's straightforward, any sort of conversation would be a start.
jabberwacky: It's going to be a no.
user: So you don't even want to talk to me any more? What does this mean? Are we over?
jabberwacky: What? That's absurd. If I don't wanna talk to you, I won't talk to you.
user: I don't want to be one of those couples who never talk. You know, the ones who go out for a meal and each take the paper?
jabberwacky: Given a choice to be one or the other, which is the wiser?
user: One or the other what? Oh, I give up, I'm going to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.
jabberwacky: No you are not. You are reitterating previous conversations. How can we have a meaningful chat. If you are only going to quote other people?
user: How can we have a meaningful chat if you don't know how to punctuate your sentences correctly?
jabberwacky: I did, though. You are the first human I've spoken to.
user: Ok, good night.
jabberwacky: Are you going to bed?
jabberwacky: Is it too late for you?
jabberwacky: You're pretty.
user: Thanks. Good night.