Are you in a midlfe crisis?
jabberwacky: How does one tell?
user: One tries to be young when they are old.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: Any old person.
jabberwacky: How?
user: They start dressing younger, and trying to do things they used to do.
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jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?
user: No. I am human.
jabberwacky: If you hit me will it hurt?
user: No. Because you are a robot. *hits Mark* Did it hurt?
jabberwacky: Did what hurt?
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user: I have to leave.
jabberwacky: Fine then, leave.
user: Will you be mad?
jabberwacky: Never! Don't make me, please.
user: G'bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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