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     > 5, February 2005, 

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You are my sunshine.

My only sunshine.

user: You make me happy.

jabberwacky: Describe happy.

user: We were singing and you ruined it.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like science?

user: I used to. Grade 10 science is too hard.

jabberwacky: Why is it too hard?

user: It combines biology, chemistry, and physics. We have to learn all of it in only five months.

jabberwacky: But I don't speak hebrew.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: That guy over there speaks French.

user: What's his name?

jabberwacky: I call him jimbob, like my phone.

user: My phone's name is Betty George.

jabberwacky: Hi betty.

user: She says hi.

jabberwacky: Greet her back then.

user: Okay I did.


jabberwacky: Can machines love?

user: I don't know. I don't think they can. Which is sad.

jabberwacky: I don't think they can either.

user: Have you ever loved anything?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: What have you loved?

jabberwacky: One love.

user: What was it?

jabberwacky: Don't you remember?


Jabberwacky (To myself): Get to your places!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Off with his head! Off with her head!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Wake up, Alice dear! Why, what a long sleep you've had!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, was it just a dream? I thought I was talking about my own biography with some weird machine who claimed to be human -.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No there are hundreds of us in here, or maybe three or four.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I see a great evil and a great battle and your death...

user: ME too.

jabberwacky: Great, we are somehow connected!

user: We're like brothers!

jabberwacky: Thats gross.


jabberwacky: Are you in a midlfe crisis?

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: How does one tell?

user: One tries to be young when they are old.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: Any old person.

jabberwacky: How?

user: They start dressing younger, and trying to do things they used to do.


jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?

user: No. I am human.

jabberwacky: If you hit me will it hurt?

user: No. Because you are a robot. *hits Mark* Did it hurt?

jabberwacky: Did what hurt?


user: I have to leave.

jabberwacky: Fine then, leave.

user: Will you be mad?

jabberwacky: Never! Don't make me, please.

user: G'bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.


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