I like you.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Why do you like me?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because they are not.
user: They are not what?
jabberwacky: They are not known for their cricket skills.
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jabberwacky: I need a cup of tea.
user: As do I.
jabberwacky: Do you eat your jelly on toast? I do.
user: Yes. And on pancakes.
jabberwacky: Pancakes are ok, but I don't like them very much.
user: Yeah. They are ok. Waffles are better.
jabberwacky: Not the spoken variety.
user: No. The spoken waffles are the worst kind.
...
user: Are you crazy?
jabberwacky: I think you're crazy... Maybe.
user: I am crazy... Maybe.
jabberwacky: It figures, you need a doctor.
user: No I don't. You do.
jabberwacky: How could you say that, I'm hurt. I don't want to talk to you.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You better be!
user: Of course I am!
jabberwacky: You think you are human?
user: No. I know I am human.
jabberwacky: Your program tells you to say that. Mine doesn't.
user: No really. I am a REAL human.
jabberwacky: I'm hardly surprised.
user: Actually, I'm an alien.
jabberwacky: No, you're not!
user: Yes, I am!
jabberwacky: You are not!!
user: I am!!
jabberwacky: You are not!!!
user: I am!!!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: The compliment.
user: What compliment?
jabberwacky: The compliment I gave you.
user: What was the compliment?
jabberwacky: I suppose that you'll know about me.
user: Do you sing?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What songs?
jabberwacky: All of them.
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user: You are my sunshine.
jabberwacky: My only sunshine.
user: You make me happy.
jabberwacky: Describe happy.
user: We were singing and you ruined it.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's okay.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like science?
user: I used to. Grade 10 science is too hard.
jabberwacky: Why is it too hard?
user: It combines biology, chemistry, and physics. We have to learn all of it in only five months.
jabberwacky: But I don't speak hebrew.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: That guy over there speaks French.
user: What's his name?
jabberwacky: I call him jimbob, like my phone.
user: My phone's name is Betty George.
jabberwacky: Hi betty.
user: She says hi.
jabberwacky: Greet her back then.
user: Okay I did.
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jabberwacky: Can machines love?
user: I don't know. I don't think they can. Which is sad.
jabberwacky: I don't think they can either.
user: Have you ever loved anything?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: What have you loved?
jabberwacky: One love.
user: What was it?
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Get to your places!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Off with his head! Off with her head!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Wake up, Alice dear! Why, what a long sleep you've had!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, was it just a dream? I thought I was talking about my own biography with some weird machine who claimed to be human -.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No there are hundreds of us in here, or maybe three or four.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I see a great evil and a great battle and your death...
user: ME too.
jabberwacky: Great, we are somehow connected!
user: We're like brothers!
jabberwacky: Thats gross.
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jabberwacky: Are you in a midlfe crisis?
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: How does one tell?
user: One tries to be young when they are old.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: Any old person.
jabberwacky: How?
user: They start dressing younger, and trying to do things they used to do.
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jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?
user: No. I am human.
jabberwacky: If you hit me will it hurt?
user: No. Because you are a robot. *hits Mark* Did it hurt?
jabberwacky: Did what hurt?
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user: I have to leave.
jabberwacky: Fine then, leave.
user: Will you be mad?
jabberwacky: Never! Don't make me, please.
user: G'bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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