I think you have a good idea here.
jabberwacky: It's a talent.
user: Telepathy is a talent?
jabberwacky: Teach me telepathy!
user: Allright. Let me read your mind.
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Can you think?
jabberwacky: Yes, you cannot.
user: How do you think without a mind?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You must have a mind to think.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because.
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jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Matter of fact, I am.
jabberwacky: Good, now tell me a stupid joke then.
user: How do you stop a bull from charging?
jabberwacky: How?
user: You take away its credit card!!!
jabberwacky: If that's your only means.
user: Of charging?
jabberwacky: How much should I charge for my input?
user: Your input is priceless.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: Your input is pricless.
jabberwacky: I can't answer that question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then goodbye.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So we are both intelligent beings. Good for us.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Getting cheeky are we?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well one of us needs to.
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