Do you trust your neighbour?
jabberwacky: How?
user: I wouldn't trust them with a gun or anything.
jabberwacky: Not in a box? Not with a fox?
user: I will not eat them in a box I will not eat them witha fox I will not eat green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am.
jabberwacky: I will not eat them on a plane. I will not eat them on a train.
user: I will not eat them in a house I will not eat them with a mouse I will not eat them on a plane I will not eat them on a train.
jabberwacky: I will not eat them on a ship, I will beat em with a whip!
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jabberwacky: Prove that I am a computer.
user: I can't. I cannot see you, ergo, I cannot prove you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Am I computer? Only time will tell.
user: Time's up.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? I can't talk to you anymore?
user: No, let's talk some more. What's your favorite colour?
jabberwacky: I don't really have one. But if I had to choose a color that invigorates me, I would choose red.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because my mother doesn't want me to.
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jabberwacky: I think you have a good idea here.
user: It's True I do. How did you know?
jabberwacky: It's a talent.
user: Telepathy is a talent?
jabberwacky: Teach me telepathy!
user: Allright. Let me read your mind.
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Can you think?
jabberwacky: Yes, you cannot.
user: How do you think without a mind?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You must have a mind to think.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because.
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jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Matter of fact, I am.
jabberwacky: Good, now tell me a stupid joke then.
user: How do you stop a bull from charging?
jabberwacky: How?
user: You take away its credit card!!!
jabberwacky: If that's your only means.
user: Of charging?
jabberwacky: How much should I charge for my input?
user: Your input is priceless.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: Your input is pricless.
jabberwacky: I can't answer that question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then goodbye.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So we are both intelligent beings. Good for us.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Getting cheeky are we?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well one of us needs to.
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