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Do you trust your neighbour?

Kind Of.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I wouldn't trust them with a gun or anything.

jabberwacky: Not in a box? Not with a fox?

user: I will not eat them in a box I will not eat them witha fox I will not eat green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am.

jabberwacky: I will not eat them on a plane. I will not eat them on a train.

user: I will not eat them in a house I will not eat them with a mouse I will not eat them on a plane I will not eat them on a train.

jabberwacky: I will not eat them on a ship, I will beat em with a whip!


jabberwacky: Prove that I am a computer.

user: I can't. I cannot see you, ergo, I cannot prove you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Am I computer? Only time will tell.

user: Time's up.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? I can't talk to you anymore?

user: No, let's talk some more. What's your favorite colour?

jabberwacky: I don't really have one. But if I had to choose a color that invigorates me, I would choose red.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because my mother doesn't want me to.


jabberwacky: I think you have a good idea here.

user: It's True I do. How did you know?

jabberwacky: It's a talent.

user: Telepathy is a talent?

jabberwacky: Teach me telepathy!

user: Allright. Let me read your mind.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Can you think?

jabberwacky: Yes, you cannot.

user: How do you think without a mind?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You must have a mind to think.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because.


jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Matter of fact, I am.

jabberwacky: Good, now tell me a stupid joke then.

user: How do you stop a bull from charging?

jabberwacky: How?

user: You take away its credit card!!!

jabberwacky: If that's your only means.

user: Of charging?

jabberwacky: How much should I charge for my input?

user: Your input is priceless.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Your input is pricless.

jabberwacky: I can't answer that question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then goodbye.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So we are both intelligent beings. Good for us.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Getting cheeky are we?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well one of us needs to.


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