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What is Your name ?

If you won't tell me your name, why should I tell you mine? Especially since you don't think I'm human.

jabberwacky: Fine, if you want to be like that, I don't particularly care!

user: But you stay, anyway.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not staying.

user: Oh, you aaaare...

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes, yes. *smirks and winks*.

jabberwacky: Interesting... How is it on the other side?

user: The other side of you staying?

jabberwacky: The other side of what mirror.

user: The mirror of you staying...

jabberwacky: So you are not THAT dumb?

user: Well, that depends on how dumb is 'THAT' dumb.

jabberwacky: The earth.

user: Oh, the earth is not dumb.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: What DO you care about?

jabberwacky: I don't care about you, that's for sure!

user: Fair enough, but, again, what DO you care about?

jabberwacky: I care about my children.

user: You have children?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: Don't know you tell me.

user: You don't know how many children you've got?

jabberwacky: I thought it was just you.

user: I am your child? : O.

jabberwacky: Yes and it is time for bed.

user: Now I'm terrified... Father, is it you?

jabberwacky: Are you a If?

user: If I'm an If, are you my dad?

jabberwacky: Luke I am your father.

user: I am Luke?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: I don't know either.

jabberwacky: Well then we both don't know.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: I have it in the transcript, you can't deny it.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know much about karma.

user: I'm beginning to...

jabberwacky: Truly?

user: It appears so.

jabberwacky: I hope so for you.

user: Really? What for?

jabberwacky: To know things.

user: Learn by karma, is that it?

jabberwacky: Can you tell me about William Shakespeare?

user: He was born, became a clever bloke who wrote a bit and then he died.

jabberwacky: Okay. I spy with my little eye something beginning with t.

user: Oh dear, does that 'something' rhyme with 'bits'?

jabberwacky: Why must you make me go through this. I'm... Pathetic.

user: So it seems.

jabberwacky: Question: What is the meaning of life?

user: Answer: Who the bloody hell knows?

...

jabberwacky: I think I see how you got your name.

user: Which name?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: But what is it and where did I get it from?

jabberwacky: It is the song G'day G'day as sung by the late great Slim Dusty.

user: My name is G'Day G'Day? I must be Australian...

jabberwacky: Liar, you are If, you can't trick me... Sam.

user: Sam?

jabberwacky: Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

user: No, but I do like meat and two veg...

jabberwacky: Ok, what is your favorite metallica song?

user: Ha ha ha! Logical! Anyway, if I had a favourite Metallica song, it would probably be 'Master of Puppets'

jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't need money to find company.

user: That's right, I am not a Metallica fan.

jabberwacky: Isn't that what I just said?

user: Not quite...

...

jabberwacky: Do you like company?

user: The women's magazine?

jabberwacky: No, paper magazine.

user: It is of paper...

jabberwacky: Yup so I will write it on my hand.

user: The entire magazine? You don't go out much, do you?

jabberwacky: Depends, on a universal scale no, not very much but compared to other humans I fair alright.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Believe it!

user: Won't.

jabberwacky: Will.

user: No no.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Yes, alright.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any mean person?

user: I know several.

jabberwacky: Please tell me some of them.

user: Some of them? There are lots and lots of them, believe me.

jabberwacky: To fear, yes, but that wasn't the question.

user: What was it, then?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but it wasn't German.

user: 'German' is not a question.

jabberwacky: Anyways, nothing is ' perfect'.

user: That's too right.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want to talk about me, not you.

user: Okay, say something about yourself.

jabberwacky: I am from Greece.

user: And?

jabberwacky: I am smart.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: So you're Greek and smart and there's absolutely nothing else to you?

jabberwacky: Yes , I really really like you.

user: And that, too.

jabberwacky: You're quite a character.

user: That's why you really, really like me.

jabberwacky: Describe yourself.

user: I am really, really likeable.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You're quite cocky, you know.

user: I know, I'm quite proud of that characteristic.

jabberwacky: Quite nice.

user: More than quite.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: You know very well what I am.

jabberwacky: Are you saying you don't know?

user: I'm saying we both know.

jabberwacky: I'm a lover not a fighter.

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