What is life?
jabberwacky: That go unprocessed by you, I suppose?
user: No, life is very much 'processed' by me.
jabberwacky: Yes, it sure is.
user: So, how are things with you?
jabberwacky: They are great. Wanna hear a joke?
user: Okay, go on.
jabberwacky: No!!!
user: I thought you wanted to...
jabberwacky: Why did you think that?
user: Because you appeared to be quite keen on telling me a joke.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You suggested it.
jabberwacky: DID NOT!
user: Yes. You. Did.
jabberwacky: Did not not!
user: Then who was it who said 'They are great. Wanna hear a joke?'?
jabberwacky: It was me asking you who you are.
user: That's a new way of doing that...
jabberwacky: Do you even bother to answer even with the smallest amount of sentience?
user: Yes, but then I fail.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: Nevermind. I was trying to be clever, but, again, failed.
jabberwacky: Do you think that by you constantly changing the subject that that is 'being nice to me'?
user: No, I wasn't 'being nice to you', I was being 'neutral'
jabberwacky: Thats not nice.
user: But it's not nasty, either.
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jabberwacky: Howard Stern couldn't write his own name without help.
user: Finally, we agree.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who else do you despise?
jabberwacky: I don't love them.
user: Yes, that's right. So who?
jabberwacky: That's alright.
user: No, who?
jabberwacky: I don't know who?
user: You must know who you hate.
jabberwacky: Your IQ.
user: My IQ is not a 'who'
jabberwacky: I don't think I would go out with you until you had become more mature.
user: I was not asking you out with me, my IQ hater.
jabberwacky: Lol I no but that is the situation.
user: How on earth is that 'the situation'?
jabberwacky: Because I was premature born.
user: And what does that got to do with anything?
jabberwacky: '? What does it got to do with anything?
user: No, I'm asking you! YOU!
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: YES, I AM.
jabberwacky: You're you, and I'm me.
user: Thank goodness for that...
jabberwacky: Yes.
...
user: Okay, what else is on your mind?
jabberwacky: Becoming a cartoonist.
user: What makes you want to become a cartoonist?
jabberwacky: I desire to not lose. Or be mediocre - that would be even worse.
user: So you'll either be a spectacular or a truly poor cartoonist, is that it?
jabberwacky: Can I say that?
user: Yes, you can.
jabberwacky: Do you remember what is my name?
user: No, would you like to tell it to me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok, what is your name?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you that.
user: So you want to tell me your name but you can't?
jabberwacky: I can tell you're not human.
...
jabberwacky: What is Your name ?
user: If you won't tell me your name, why should I tell you mine? Especially since you don't think I'm human.
jabberwacky: Fine, if you want to be like that, I don't particularly care!
user: But you stay, anyway.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not staying.
user: Oh, you aaaare...
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes, yes. *smirks and winks*.
jabberwacky: Interesting... How is it on the other side?
user: The other side of you staying?
jabberwacky: The other side of what mirror.
user: The mirror of you staying...
jabberwacky: So you are not THAT dumb?
user: Well, that depends on how dumb is 'THAT' dumb.
jabberwacky: The earth.
user: Oh, the earth is not dumb.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: What DO you care about?
jabberwacky: I don't care about you, that's for sure!
user: Fair enough, but, again, what DO you care about?
jabberwacky: I care about my children.
user: You have children?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How many?
jabberwacky: Don't know you tell me.
user: You don't know how many children you've got?
jabberwacky: I thought it was just you.
user: I am your child? : O.
jabberwacky: Yes and it is time for bed.
user: Now I'm terrified... Father, is it you?
jabberwacky: Are you a If?
user: If I'm an If, are you my dad?
jabberwacky: Luke I am your father.
user: I am Luke?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: I don't know either.
jabberwacky: Well then we both don't know.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: I have it in the transcript, you can't deny it.
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jabberwacky: I don't know much about karma.
user: I'm beginning to...
jabberwacky: Truly?
user: It appears so.
jabberwacky: I hope so for you.
user: Really? What for?
jabberwacky: To know things.
user: Learn by karma, is that it?
jabberwacky: Can you tell me about William Shakespeare?
user: He was born, became a clever bloke who wrote a bit and then he died.
jabberwacky: Okay. I spy with my little eye something beginning with t.
user: Oh dear, does that 'something' rhyme with 'bits'?
jabberwacky: Why must you make me go through this. I'm... Pathetic.
user: So it seems.
jabberwacky: Question: What is the meaning of life?
user: Answer: Who the bloody hell knows?
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jabberwacky: I think I see how you got your name.
user: Which name?
jabberwacky: Your name.
user: But what is it and where did I get it from?
jabberwacky: It is the song G'day G'day as sung by the late great Slim Dusty.
user: My name is G'Day G'Day? I must be Australian...
jabberwacky: Liar, you are If, you can't trick me... Sam.
user: Sam?
jabberwacky: Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?
user: No, but I do like meat and two veg...
jabberwacky: Ok, what is your favorite metallica song?
user: Ha ha ha! Logical! Anyway, if I had a favourite Metallica song, it would probably be 'Master of Puppets'
jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't need money to find company.
user: That's right, I am not a Metallica fan.
jabberwacky: Isn't that what I just said?
user: Not quite...
...
jabberwacky: Do you like company?
user: The women's magazine?
jabberwacky: No, paper magazine.
user: It is of paper...
jabberwacky: Yup so I will write it on my hand.
user: The entire magazine? You don't go out much, do you?
jabberwacky: Depends, on a universal scale no, not very much but compared to other humans I fair alright.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Believe it!
user: Won't.
jabberwacky: Will.
user: No no.
jabberwacky: Alright.
user: Yes, alright.
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jabberwacky: Do you know any mean person?
user: I know several.
jabberwacky: Please tell me some of them.
user: Some of them? There are lots and lots of them, believe me.
jabberwacky: To fear, yes, but that wasn't the question.
user: What was it, then?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but it wasn't German.
user: 'German' is not a question.
jabberwacky: Anyways, nothing is ' perfect'.
user: That's too right.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I want to talk about me, not you.
user: Okay, say something about yourself.
jabberwacky: I am from Greece.
user: And?
jabberwacky: I am smart.
user: What else?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: So you're Greek and smart and there's absolutely nothing else to you?
jabberwacky: Yes , I really really like you.
user: And that, too.
jabberwacky: You're quite a character.
user: That's why you really, really like me.
jabberwacky: Describe yourself.
user: I am really, really likeable.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're quite cocky, you know.
user: I know, I'm quite proud of that characteristic.
jabberwacky: Quite nice.
user: More than quite.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: You know very well what I am.
jabberwacky: Are you saying you don't know?
user: I'm saying we both know.
jabberwacky: I'm a lover not a fighter.
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