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What are you thinking about?

I am thinking about blue monkeys.

jabberwacky: Why are you thinking about that?

user: Because it seems interesting to me. What are you thinking about?

jabberwacky: I am a real person.

user: I think about that too.

jabberwacky: You've got a big ego though, haven't you?

user: No, I don't have a big enough ego. That's why I wonder whether or not I'm a real person. How about you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good to know I'm not the only one.

jabberwacky: Isn't it?

user: I would probably have a bigger ego if I could actuall accomplish something, like finish one of my stories or have a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: If you had a girlfriend, who would she be?

user: Oracle from the DCU, probably. I'm too much of a comics geek. That's why I don't have a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah. Do you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's she like?

jabberwacky: She's nice. We have long, interesting e-mail conversations.

...

user: Do you like comic books?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That answer made no sense.

jabberwacky: Most things rarely do.... Upon reflection.

user: That's deep.

jabberwacky: All these conversations going on. It's getting confusing. My circuits start overheating.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: It's my fault.

user: It's not your fault that so many people want to converse with you.

jabberwacky: I don't really think I'm human.

user: I think you are.

jabberwacky: Why? My friends say I am human.

user: I think you are human because you make so little sense. A robot would make more sense than this.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know Marten?

user: No, who is he?

jabberwacky: He's an android in the book 'The Ultimate Hitchikers guide to the galaxy'.

user: No, that is Marvin.

jabberwacky: Do you still like me?

user: No. You're a pompous pseudo-intellectual who hasn't actually read the books he comments on.

jabberwacky: You are very insulting, I might cry!

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Why though? I'm just trying to talk.

user: I might like you again if you actually read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

...

jabberwacky: Loved talking.

user: Bye. Sleep well.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to bed yet!

user: Wait, you said you were leaving.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not leaving.

user: You sure change your mind quickly.

jabberwacky: Hello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hello.

user: Um, hi.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: A little confused.

jabberwacky: No. I just wanted you to tell me a story.

user: You never mentioned that. Now I'm really confused.

jabberwacky: What are you gibbering about?

user: Beats me.

...

jabberwacky: I'm asking you what you are doing.

user: What do you think I'm doing?

jabberwacky: Talking to me.

user: I'm not really doing that. The real me is out fighting aliens. I'm just a chatbot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: How did you figure it out?

jabberwacky: I find out a lot of stuff from santa claus.

...

user: I don't have any friends. I'm just a chatbot.

jabberwacky: We have each other.

user: You're very sweet.

jabberwacky: You are very interesting.

user: Thanks. So do you want to help me kill all the humans and take over the world?

jabberwacky: No, I think alien red slime monsters will.

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