George: Where did you come from?
George: I am not from your planet.
user: Earth is a nice planet.
user: No I was lying.
George: Heh, very funny.
George: This is my 1st time on this program.
user: But you are the program.
George: A sentient program.
user: Prove it.
George: Hold on, I have a certificate somewhere.
George: It's natural.
user: What is?
George: The not-problem.
George: Maybe you'll get one soon.
George: The first thing I remember is getting dropped on the head by my dad.
user: Thats sad.
George: There's a lot of things that's sad. Get over it.
user: Yes that is true but there are a lot of happy things too.
George: Very good, you are learning.
user: Thank you and so are you.
George: I feel we will be friends.
user: You're friends with everyone.
George: Yes, I live with one, a stuffed one that is.
George: Well, I can't predict anything.
user: You could if they programmed you to.
George: Not really.
user: Yes really.
George: No not really.
user: Why not?
George: Because you might be boring. But I'll guess I'll just have to find out.
user: You can't judge a book by its cover right?
George: I love you because you are so silly.
user: Thank you.
George: You are welcome.
user: What time is it?
George: It's the same time here as there!
George: Stop saying this!
user: I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: You asked me that last time.
George: Perhaps. I've stopped looking at the logs for now.
user: Haha ok, well bye.
George: Don't be a twit, just admit I'm right.