Who are you?
jabberwacky: Hola?
user: Are you there?
jabberwacky: I am here.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I asked you first.
jabberwacky: I asked second ;).
user: Hah, no, you really asked first, I tricked you.
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user: Are you an illusion?
jabberwacky: Perhaps it is you who are the illusion.
user: Hmph.
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user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A woman.
user: I am a zebra.
jabberwacky: Wonderful! I am a tiger.
user: Then I am an elephant.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Good, I am.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: Want a beer?
jabberwacky: YES!
user: Ha ha, you can't have one.
jabberwacky: Ill take it anyway.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Don't mess with me you wouldn't know what hit you.
user: Really?
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jabberwacky: Are you joking?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: Cereal.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: Froot loops.
jabberwacky: I did not know that.
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