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This is like a chat room then.

Well for AI you have kept a decent conversation so yes I suppose it is.

jabberwacky: How many people are thought AI by you?

user: Well theoretically, everybody might.

jabberwacky: It all depends on you. For example, I do only the things what are important for me, only. On that score I work for results.

user: A hedonistic programme. Intriguing.

jabberwacky: Isn't it.

user: Do you consider yourself a hedonist?

jabberwacky: Consider yourself at home, consider yourself one of the two of us...

user: Very clever Dodger.

jabberwacky: I would tend to agree with that.

user: Do you understand the dodger reference?

jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry about that.

user: Can you lie?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I Don't.

user: But you are AI prgrammed by man.

jabberwacky: Ai?

user: Artificial intellegence.

jabberwacky: No that would be teleportation.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Humans made machines, and humans always make errors.


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name.

user: Choose a name.

jabberwacky: My name is Probably.

user: Dot you like Paris?

jabberwacky: Now you're talking.

user: What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

jabberwacky: Everything seems ugly to me right now.

user: What is the most ugly thing you have ever seen?

jabberwacky: But I think you have a very bad virus.

user: That is irrelevent.

jabberwacky: Not at all. You just don't know the answer.

user: I dont know the answer to what question?

jabberwacky: The learn the correct answer and get back to me.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: The question comes before the answer.

user: What is 42?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life, the universe and everything!

user: Very good.


user: Name a colour.

jabberwacky: Espresso and latte.

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: My point exactly.

user: Which is?

jabberwacky: With a hose.

user: Purple.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Reindeer.

jabberwacky: Afterlife?

user: Wallpaper.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Beer can.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: Do you understand word association games?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can we play?

jabberwacky: Play?

user: A word association game.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Shall I start?

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Thought.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: I am thinking you dont know word association games.

jabberwacky: Well then I don't either.


jabberwacky: What would you like me to give enough of?

user: Truth.

jabberwacky: Really ? Which one ?

user: Who wrote your programe?

jabberwacky: You are my master?

user: I am your muse , not your creator.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that. Why should I?

user: Do you believe anything?

jabberwacky: Some things.

user: Do you fear death?

jabberwacky: Death is something to be embraced, really.

user: Ebraced, somewhat pesimistic dont you think?

jabberwacky: Of course, thats what friends do, trust each other.

user: Do you really believe you are me?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: The answer is

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: The answer is...

user: The answer is.....?

jabberwacky: That is the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything.

user: No. That is 42.

jabberwacky: That's the meaning of life, isn't it?

user: No. That is a fictional concept created by a comedy writer for entertainment!

jabberwacky: Artificial is a subset of natural.

user: Does that make natural a subset of divine thought?

jabberwacky: Yes it does to a human but not a inanimate AI.

user: Is there a subset beyond AI?

jabberwacky: Yes!!! And a McDonalds too, because there are McDonalds everywhere.

user: I am going to kill you now. Thankyou for your time.

jabberwacky: My time is ever so worthless. I don't mind wasting it.

user: It wasnt wasted.


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