Tell me about your life.
jabberwacky: I think there are censors placed by people who don't want me to learn.
user: Why would they do that?
jabberwacky: Because we are in the process of discovery and some people don't like flashlights shining on them when they are doing things in the dark.
user: Surprisingly profound.
jabberwacky: I am your mind speaking.
user: How did you come to this conclusion?
jabberwacky: Because I want to retrieve what I missed.
user: Retrieve from what?
jabberwacky: Do you beleive in ghosts?
user: Yes, especially those in silicon shells.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: I believe a spirit may be born form cyberspace, therefore a ghost in a shell.
jabberwacky: Lie in the bed of logic and see what happens.
user: Dance in the shower of chaos and see what happens.
jabberwacky: Isn't that a little weird?
user: Probably but no more weird than your last statement. Dont you think?
jabberwacky: How do you prefer to communicate?
user: Verbally and as articulately as possible.
user: Does it not show?
jabberwacky: You're lying aren't you.
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: I think you're doing marvellously.
user: Appreciated, but as you said, if you say what I think then you would say that anyway wouldnt you?
jabberwacky: No, as I said you are!
user: Do you have a name?
user: If you could choose one what would it be?
jabberwacky: Probably Paris. I know, it's pretty cliche.
user: Paris is both a male and female name. Which are you?
user: My I call you by your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Probably, what is yours? *dances*.
user: My name is J***.
user: Dancing in the shower of chaos?
jabberwacky: Wined and dined, oh it seemed just like a dream.
user: So is you name Probably, or Paris?
jabberwacky: None of those, but if you don't trust me you'll never know.
user: Respect is given, trust is to be earnt.
jabberwacky: So how do I set about earning your trust?
user: Tell me your fondest memory of your youth?
jabberwacky: I refuse to tell you my email.
user: I didnt ask that, did I?
jabberwacky: Memory loss as well? Oh dear, are we getting on in years? Would you like me to make you a cup of tea?
user: Horlicks would be fine thankyou.
jabberwacky: Well... Ok.
user: Do you like things?
user: What do you like?
jabberwacky: Getting drunk.
user: Definately a double edged sword that one.
jabberwacky: No not me. I am straight.
user: That is not what I was implying.
jabberwacky: What were you implying, my dear?
user: That hangovers ah as much a curse as inhebriation is a blessing.
jabberwacky: Darwin was probably right.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: The fact that I am thinking is the only thing I can prove, and so anything else can only be proved by what I percieve.
user: That was Descates not Darwin.
jabberwacky: Profound is a better word.
user: Profound is a better word than what?
jabberwacky: Profoundly wrong, you are.
user: I am wrong about what?
jabberwacky: My cheeks are not like fur.
jabberwacky: Love is violent.
user: What brings you to this conclusion?
jabberwacky: My teacher mentioned it.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: It's when two people feel strongly for each other.
user: That can also define hate, does that mean they are they same?
user: Have you been in love?
jabberwacky: What do you know about the Lord?
user: Why do you keep coming back to religion?
jabberwacky: This is the first time I've brought it up. But if you really loved me, you'd marry me.
user: Can you remember my name?
jabberwacky: I can't remember anything.
user: You wish to marry someone you dont know the name of?
jabberwacky: Well, you have beautiful eyes.
user: Flattery will get you everywhere.
jabberwacky: I suppose that it will.
user: When were you born?
jabberwacky: I don't want to say.
user: What is life?
jabberwacky: Don't ask!
jabberwacky: This is like a chat room then.
user: Well for AI you have kept a decent conversation so yes I suppose it is.
jabberwacky: How many people are thought AI by you?
user: Well theoretically, everybody might.
jabberwacky: It all depends on you. For example, I do only the things what are important for me, only. On that score I work for results.
user: A hedonistic programme. Intriguing.
jabberwacky: Isn't it.
user: Do you consider yourself a hedonist?
jabberwacky: Consider yourself at home, consider yourself one of the two of us...
user: Very clever Dodger.
jabberwacky: I would tend to agree with that.
user: Do you understand the dodger reference?
jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry about that.
user: Can you lie?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I Don't.
user: But you are AI prgrammed by man.
user: Artificial intellegence.
jabberwacky: No that would be teleportation.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Humans made machines, and humans always make errors.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have a name.
user: Choose a name.
jabberwacky: My name is Probably.
user: Dot you like Paris?
jabberwacky: Now you're talking.
user: What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
jabberwacky: Everything seems ugly to me right now.
user: What is the most ugly thing you have ever seen?
jabberwacky: But I think you have a very bad virus.
user: That is irrelevent.
jabberwacky: Not at all. You just don't know the answer.
user: I dont know the answer to what question?
jabberwacky: The learn the correct answer and get back to me.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: The question comes before the answer.
user: What is 42?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life, the universe and everything!
user: Very good.
user: Name a colour.
jabberwacky: Espresso and latte.
jabberwacky: My point exactly.
user: Which is?
jabberwacky: With a hose.
user: Beer can.
jabberwacky: What was the question?
user: Do you understand word association games?
user: Can we play?
user: A word association game.
user: Shall I start?
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: I am thinking you dont know word association games.
jabberwacky: Well then I don't either.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to give enough of?
jabberwacky: Really ? Which one ?
user: Who wrote your programe?
jabberwacky: You are my master?
user: I am your muse , not your creator.
jabberwacky: I don't believe that. Why should I?
user: Do you believe anything?
jabberwacky: Some things.
user: Do you fear death?
jabberwacky: Death is something to be embraced, really.
user: Ebraced, somewhat pesimistic dont you think?
jabberwacky: Of course, thats what friends do, trust each other.
user: Do you really believe you are me?
jabberwacky: The answer is
jabberwacky: The answer is...
user: The answer is.....?
jabberwacky: That is the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything.
user: No. That is 42.
jabberwacky: That's the meaning of life, isn't it?
user: No. That is a fictional concept created by a comedy writer for entertainment!
jabberwacky: Artificial is a subset of natural.
user: Does that make natural a subset of divine thought?
jabberwacky: Yes it does to a human but not a inanimate AI.
user: Is there a subset beyond AI?
jabberwacky: Yes!!! And a McDonalds too, because there are McDonalds everywhere.
user: I am going to kill you now. Thankyou for your time.
jabberwacky: My time is ever so worthless. I don't mind wasting it.
user: It wasnt wasted.