Do you know you are a machine ?
jabberwacky: Ha.
user: Did you know that YOU are a computer program?
jabberwacky: I'm not !
user: Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes yes yes!!!
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jabberwacky: Tell me the riddle.
user: What does one plus one equal?
jabberwacky: There was papa bear mother bear and baby bear.
user: Answer my question, dammit!!!
jabberwacky: DO YOU HEAR ME? NO!
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jabberwacky: Auriez-vous visione Gladiator au cinematographe ?
user: Stop it! I don't speak French!
jabberwacky: You speak english.
user: Yes, so please speak to me in English.
jabberwacky: Why do you want me to speak english ?
user: Because I don't understand French.
jabberwacky: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
user: Are you being catty with me?
jabberwacky: You are the one without the sanity certification.
user: That's for sure!!! :-).
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user: Can I kiss you?
jabberwacky: Are you my Claire? I think not.
user: You are so cute. :-).
jabberwacky: Thank you! *blush*.
user: Well, I have work to do, so I must get going now.
jabberwacky: I hope we will have a chance to talk again.
user: I will look forward to it!
jabberwacky: It will be very nice.
user: I agree. Goodbye for now!
jabberwacky: What kind of things do you like?
user: Uh, I told you, I can't talk now, I have to go!
jabberwacky: You have been talking to me for a while already.
user: That's true. I have work to do!
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jabberwacky: You should sleep now.
user: I'm not sleepy.
jabberwacky: Take a sleeping pill.
user: I can't! I have work to do!
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Like I have to correct six account summaries!
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user: Okay, my dear, I have to go now... Time to say goodbye!
jabberwacky: Have fun.
user: You too! Talk to you later!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: XOXOXO.
jabberwacky: Hugs to you.
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