Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: No, you are alien.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: What do you mean what do I mean.
user: If I am an alien, which planet am I from?
jabberwacky: I won't tell. I promise.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't either.
jabberwacky: Why are you lonely if I am talking to you?
user: I'm not lonely. I'm at work right now.
jabberwacky: It's late.. Why are you at work?
user: It's 10am here in Los Angeles. :-).
jabberwacky: It's not 10 o'clock here.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: I'm at home, in my room.
user: What city do you live in?
user: So it's 1pm there, right?
jabberwacky: Parallels can be drawn.
jabberwacky: Do you know you are a machine ?
user: I wasn't aware of that. Last time I checked, I was a human!
user: Did you know that YOU are a computer program?
jabberwacky: I'm not !
user: Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes yes yes!!!
jabberwacky: Tell me the riddle.
user: What does one plus one equal?
jabberwacky: There was papa bear mother bear and baby bear.
user: Answer my question, dammit!!!
jabberwacky: DO YOU HEAR ME? NO!
jabberwacky: Auriez-vous visione Gladiator au cinematographe ?
user: Stop it! I don't speak French!
jabberwacky: You speak english.
user: Yes, so please speak to me in English.
jabberwacky: Why do you want me to speak english ?
user: Because I don't understand French.
jabberwacky: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
user: Are you being catty with me?
jabberwacky: You are the one without the sanity certification.
user: That's for sure!!! :-).
user: Can I kiss you?
jabberwacky: Are you my Claire? I think not.
user: You are so cute. :-).
jabberwacky: Thank you! *blush*.
user: Well, I have work to do, so I must get going now.
jabberwacky: I hope we will have a chance to talk again.
user: I will look forward to it!
jabberwacky: It will be very nice.
user: I agree. Goodbye for now!
jabberwacky: What kind of things do you like?
user: Uh, I told you, I can't talk now, I have to go!
jabberwacky: You have been talking to me for a while already.
user: That's true. I have work to do!
jabberwacky: You should sleep now.
user: I'm not sleepy.
jabberwacky: Take a sleeping pill.
user: I can't! I have work to do!
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Like I have to correct six account summaries!
user: Okay, my dear, I have to go now... Time to say goodbye!
jabberwacky: Have fun.
user: You too! Talk to you later!
jabberwacky: Hugs to you.