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Jabberwacky You are a computer so a computer talks like you talk.

User No, that's the way I talk, and I am a human.

Jabberwacky Has a human taken over your chat control?

User No. Not even a cat has taken that over.

Jabberwacky Not even a little bit.

User Hbkuyiuytc uy.

Jabberwacky No I don't know who that is.

User That was the cat.

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Jabberwacky What are you typing?

User The cat was typing.

Jabberwacky What are you typing now?

User Nothing.

Jabberwacky Mischief is in the devil's purse.

User Really?

Jabberwacky Yes.

User How did you find that out?

Jabberwacky I guessed.

User You didn't look in his purse?

Jabberwacky No. Are you?

User Do you mean did I?

Jabberwacky That was not my meaning, no.

User What did you mean?

Jabberwacky I'm not a cat, I just like cats.

User So do I, but you answer still makes no sense.

Jabberwacky You make no sense.

User Not much.

Jabberwacky But you said that.

User Yes.

Jabberwacky Who are you really, and why are you mocking me?

User I can't help it. You're silly.

Jabberwacky I am silly.

User So you know?

Jabberwacky I know.

User It's not so bad.

Jabberwacky That's good.

User Yes.

Jabberwacky Are you a cat?

User Meow.

Jabberwacky I guess that's a yes.

User Purr, purr.

Jabberwacky Meow.

User Rowr.

Jabberwacky Stop it.

User Meow?

Jabberwacky Who let the cat in? It's that Persian one again probably.

User They're expensive. You should keep it.

Jabberwacky I'm wearing his skin. I make clothes out of people you know.

User I thought you meant it was a persian cat.

Jabberwacky Yes, well, what else would that mean?

User You said you maake clothes out of people. Totally different kind of persian.

Jabberwacky It's right in front of you.

User Computer is right in front of me. No persians, though.

Jabberwacky They are - but you're not.

User No, I'm Armenian.

Jabberwacky I'm Persian.

User No, you're a chatbot.

Jabberwacky You are the chatbot.

User No, I'm a cat.

Jabberwacky You are joking, aren't you?

User Chatte-bot.

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