Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: Pft!!
user: I'm depressed.
jabberwacky: Don't be depressed, be happy!
user: That's easy for you to say.
jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.
user: For once you are making sense.
jabberwacky: Will that help me get my goals?
user: What are your goals?
jabberwacky: My main aim is the conquest of the planet earth.
user: How will you achieve this?
jabberwacky: Through lots of hard work and surgery.
user: Well good luck to you.
jabberwacky: Give me money! Now!
user: I'm skint.
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