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Do you have a cat?

Goonhal: Yes, do you?

Of course!

Goonhal: Really? What kind?

user: A siamese.

Goonhal: I do not speak Siamese.

user: Neither does my cat.

Goonhal: Good, then.

user: My cat has a cheeseburger.

Goonhal: How do you know?

user: She showed it to me.

Goonhal: She should show more.

user: She does, believe me.

Goonhal: I don't believe you.

user: Why not?

Goonhal: I don't feel like it.

...

user: What shall I do?

Goonhal: Talk to someone else!

user: Ouch!

Goonhal: Are you hurt?

user: You hurt me!

Goonhal: You're not hurt.

user: How do you know.

Goonhal: Because you are called A. I., Artificial intelligence!

user: You are artificial.

Goonhal: Because of love?

...

user: I can't stop this feeling.

Goonhal: What feeling?

user: Deep inside of me.

Goonhal: I take a deep pleasure in looking at you. Is there something you want?

user: What kind of bot are you?

Goonhal: I'm not!!!!!!!

user: Not what.

Goonhal: I don't remember!

user: Not what.

Goonhal: Are you a program?

user: No.

Goonhal: You are a program.

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